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About Me

I am Laura, I am a mother, a student, a brunette, a daughter, a sister, an auntie, a friend, a fat ass, a willing idiot, a bad describer-er of ones self. I miss Portland terribly. I'm a vegan, I have a stupid haircut and a cat. My son is the most awesomestly awesome person on this earth...He is my obsession. He thinks he's spiderman. I collect old prom dresses and antique children's books. I love to cook. I love to read. I love David Bowie. If I don't know you I wont add you...especially if you are a dude who took a picture in the mirror of your body and not your face...what the hell are you thinking ya weirdo...you need Jesus...

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Your mom, George Carlin, Meatwad....and oh so many more... Again...If I dont know you...then I probably wont add your ass...I already know this guy...but I had to put it somewhere!!

My Blog

first page of my new book

Im obsessed, Ive written a few chapters and I want people to read it, so.. here is the first page I want feedback...Prelude It was a simple task& press the blade against the skin& break the skin& brea...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:13:00 GMT

My first time.

"FUCK YOU"The words slipped from my 8 year old mouth before I could pronounce them in my head. It was the worst way to insult someone that I had picked in all my time on this earth and what I wanted m...
Posted by on Fri, 08 May 2009 15:15:00 GMT

Christina

Ive never been like youArms stretched out in front of you palms facing upwards& inviting&needed& needing.  Pupils large, black, round, perceptive, excepting. Heart exposed beating to a pulse created 1...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:41:00 GMT

Hug

I cant remember the last time someone actually hugged me.Ive had friends give me hugs in passing. Ive had my son squeeze me so hard that my breath was hindered. I tried to hug my dad good bye before h...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:52:00 GMT

I walk the line

Everyday I walk an invisible tightrope.The rope is contrived of three different versions of me. Each step I must find a different way to shift my weight into the balance that is my existence.On some s...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:29:00 GMT

Ode to the Choad

I went to Portland this past week.It was brilliant. My family is effin amazing and I met a boy who looks like my sister Julie... I also got to hold Brigit for the first time!! She is so beautiful whic...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 05:19:00 GMT

Top Ten reasons you dont want to be my boyfriend

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Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:01:00 GMT

ManDude

I remember a certain ex-boyfriend of mine would say to me "I'm not a dude" everytime we would be arguing or he would be what I like to call "scolding" me and I would say dude. Although in same conver...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:39:00 GMT

The Rules....

So my mom brought home this bag of books from a thrift store yesteday. Since I have no Jack or anyone else to entertain me this merry saturday morning I have decided to lay out.... ingest some skin ca...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:29:00 GMT

My heart.

Ive been wanting to write about this for a while. I havnt had words, stamina, properly functioning computer....nor the ability to write without shaking. In my lifetime Ive seen my best friends go thr...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:18:00 GMT