Saruge

Hello. My name is Saruge Bassan. I live in the Middle East or as you americas like to call it "Iraq." Right now it is not very safe here, and it is the last past you would like to be. I am 21, and now able to drink alcohol to celebrate and not just shoot my Ak47 in the air randomly. My nickname in town is "Camel Watch" becase I like to sell my watches but my only customers are the camels in the desert. I live off Shit Stew that my friend Abu makes for me, he is my only friend. Yes, we are camel jockeys! My ultimate dream in life is to become a P.I.M.P. in America just like JayZ. Brush the sand out of your Arabian sandals gangster. I am presently looking for a nice sweet American girl that can take care of my 9 sons and also keep the watches looking good for the American soldiers. I think i am going to have to go try and sneak into a american privy, holfully i don't get shot. so call me later, i am up all the time becasue of the american fighter jets at fly over at 4am every moning. Actually, you can't call me becasue we have no phones in iraq, we all live in houes of rock ... or dunes in the sand. Sooo . . pce out ? and leave one for Saruge