back to basics |
at approximately 9.30 this morning my phone died. lost all my contact numbers. neat. i'm having to rock me mams oldskool nokia. minus streetcredibility! doesn't even have a camera.... Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 07:49:00 GMT |
has anyone got a cigarette? |
giving that to him is like giving silver to a magpie. all out to the marquee. bbq's and books to "lean" on. dave and dice. punch and ting. 'ow much av yoo got left? mother.
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nx Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 15:44:00 GMT |
ice ice baby |
k: nic can you do me a big favour?
n: depends on how big.
k: pass me one of those blankets from over there??
g: why, are you cold?
k: no ... i'm just ... fucking freezing, like.
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nx Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 17:43:00 GMT |
muffins |
last night i worked for an hour and a half at the internet cafe. in this time i ate a plate of stir fried mixed tingin' rice waaaap, 3 chicken satay sticks, 3 spring rolls and a chocolate muffin. i th... Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 17:17:00 GMT |
bob on |
friday i looked like jesus. saturday morning i went to get my haircut. i asked for a girls bob. i got a girls bob. saturday afternoon i went to the pub. never before have i been subject to such ridicu... Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:55:00 GMT |