Carl

Hey, dis is Carl, the REAL Carl. I'm sick of alluh yous SHITTIN' on me. That's right, I'm covuhed head-ta-toe in alluh yous stinkin' bowel movements. I'd wash myself off but dere's BLOOD comin' outta my showah and anthro-po-morphic milkshakes PISSIN' in my pool! So I come to dis here MySpace thinkin', "hey, I'll meet some ladies, they'll have wet-wipes", only to discovah that some ASS stole my identity! Is nuthin' sacred? Well, here's a man who's not gonna take it no more!