half a score and almost 6 years ago, two lovely people decided to make one lovely baby... however, in the process of that baby being carried, one of those lovely people turned very nasty. He ran away to some muslim country, and decided to never return (i guess those nasty islamers were treating him pretty decent). So, one lovely lady made one very very ugly boy. To make matters worse, they cut him (twice), once to detach him (yet he was still tied to his mother), and the other, well, because this lovely lady was a muslim, and they do the same thing as the jews do to their boys...
over the course of his first 12 years, this boy was fairly spoiled... well, not spoiled, but he acted it. And on top of it, he wanted everything his sisters had, including their make up... and barbies... but noooo, he had to play with boxes... damn feminists and their ways of controlling men!
He went to some fancy shmanzy rich kid school, full of pomposity and arrogance, where he soon found two things. 1. the bestest friend in the world (of course, his name is mikey), and 2. someone scary and evil (that, of course, being a girl). mikey stayed with him all his life (at least thusfar in our journy), and the girl, oh boy was she trouble. you see, children, love does not come in 8th grade... that is a lesson you should probably learn... because it saves you lots of time and effort... and money, dont forget the money, because, you see, love in 8th grade means you buy things, it does not mean what it is maybe supposed to mean... which we still dont know.Jump forward 2 years, and this is when this boy meets megan!! the bond between kareem and megan can best be seen from the questionablecontent.net website, comics 1-300 (at least, probably around 400 actually...) ... that was an amazing summer, full of flirting (done by kareems sidekick, chris)and alot of learning how to play volleyball... not really, kareem really just learned that women who play volleyball complain about their calves alot... ALOT!...
then this little boy grew up a little, and transferred from pomposity school of the learned and rich to public school... he was scared, and on his first day, he did not get shanked. He joined the theatre, where he was welcomed with open arms, and now is one of 2 muslims residing in the theatre department... however he is the only one living in the cave under the school... where there is conveniently internet access... so he can contact all of his brothers...Jump forward another couple months, and, well, kareem finds himself with someone alot less smelly than he, and alot prettier than he as well. He thinks he's one fantastically lucky guy, because, pretty much, she's perfect. She's different then the rest, too. And most importantly, she lets him be a dorkface. She wont stand for him being shanked in public school, either. Because thats what love is... shanking your loved one outside of public school.
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