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UberNoCrono

Moontime

About Me


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Susumu Hirasawa

Music:

Jamiroquai, Moga the 5 Yen, Asian Kung Fu Generation, Susumu Hirasawa, Bebe, Bjork, Cee-Lo, Corinne Bailey Rae, Daft Punk, Danger Doom, De La Soul, Do as Infinity, Eastern Youth, Franz Ferdinand, Frou Frou, Gorillaz, Hadouken! Hi-Standard, Hikaru Utada, India Arie, Jurassic 5, Kenna, L'Arc~en~Ciel, Lauryn Hill, Lily Allen, The Mars Volta, Mc Chris, Mindless Self Indulgence, WINO, Outkast, OverClockedRemix, P-Model, Polysics, Porno Graffiti, Royksopp, Spooks, Stevie Wonder, The Strokes, Sum 41, Talib Kweli, Yasunori Mitsuda, Fugees, Hadouken!, Massive Attack, Mum, Talkingheads

Movies:

Fight Club, Children of Men, Requiem for a Dream, Lilo & Stitch, Paprika,

Television:

Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, Reno 911, Frisky Dingo, Chowder, Aqua Teen, Law and Order SVU, The Colbert Report

Books:

Choke, Survivor, Lullaby

My Blog

Lets all become caucasian!!!! Also Dog the Bounty Hunter is racist

Weeeeeeeeeeee!http://lifestyle.msn.com/mindbodyandsoul/women intheworld/articlemc.aspx?cp-documentid=5591963&page=1so sad and apparently the secret behind the current Ms Universerse winning (she w...
Posted by UberNoCrono on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 12:15:00 PST

Silly Ho

Man Im playing the crap outta TLC's Silly Ho, it has me leaning like a Cholo (ELBOWS UP SIDE TO SIDE!).Also Kosmo better win Master Pickup Artist or else im punching Aldo....to the beat of Silly Ho ...
Posted by UberNoCrono on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:45:00 PST

Dont jog while drunk....

Its like your heart doesnt speed up or anything and your running on a cloud made outta marshmellow fluff. Thinking of working out while plastered to get nasty buff...but before that I think im going t...
Posted by UberNoCrono on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:58:00 PST

Porn is cheaper, more consistent, and less demanding...

Got this off of the Best of Craigslist...this man should run for president.... best of craigslist > boston > I'm Done With Ya, Bitches Originally Posted: Thu, 15 Feb 08:57 EST email this posting to...
Posted by UberNoCrono on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 08:22:00 PST

One broken knuckle and a pinkey later....

    Yep thats what happens when you punch your fridge too many timesI decided to go to the doctor 2 weeks after I broke it and the pinky started to heal fine but the kunckle started to ...
Posted by UberNoCrono on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:14:00 PST

Black folkz! We isa dyeins!!

On the bus and it starts to get packed and then this little old white man gets on and by then all the seats were taken. So I went ahead and got up and told him he could have it but he kept saying hes ...
Posted by UberNoCrono on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 04:28:00 PST

Tagged -Damn you HEroLLlLoloDDd'sz...

Rules: Someone writes a blog with seven weird/random facts about him/herself. Then, at the end of the blog, he/she tags seven people by listing their names. These people then need to write their own b...
Posted by UberNoCrono on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:51:00 PST