Someone that can tell me why the evil giant liked toast so much. It didn't occur to me until we had been married for about a year , that the evil giant really liked toast ... really , really , really liked toast. He liked toast in an entirely unwholesome manner and would spend hours on end getting the butter spread apon it Just Right. Once the toast was prepared to his specifications he would lock himself in the "toast eating" cupboard until his arcane hunger had been sated for one more day. Come to think of it , I don't know why it took me a year to notice that he liked toast so much ,the house was covered in pictures of toast and there was toast related paraphernalia everywhere you looked. Yaknow... now that I think about it ... I don't see as how we could have been married either , that seems a little odd in retrospect ...