Dustin

At a party, I'm the guy in the corner who didn't put rum in the coke he's sipping, staring at all the lovely ladies who aren't his type, wondering "Why did I come here?"I don't lie unless it's for the greater good.I don't cheat, ever.I'm trusting even though no one reveals enough about themselves to me for them to find that outEven shy guys have their bag of tricks. Apparently, mine's all innate, since I've had only 3 experiences with no complaints. No one will teach me anything.I pay too much attention on everyone else's problems to fix my own.My brother jokes about how I get into talking, then go Dr. Phil Mode.Chivalry's not dead. I'm its pulse.I write songs and blog, but he songs are few and far between, unless I have a muse.Rumors annoy the shit out of me.The word "penis" will never cease to make me laugh my ass off. Niether will the word "pie."I'm an intellectual, but I'm so blonde sometimes.My jokes only make sense to the people who don't think they should get it, but do.I'm random.Nigga, axe about me if you wanna know about me.Really, really random.