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This is the homie right here. Even though we've only started hanging out like a year ago, and even then didn't start chilling hard until much more recently, Zack is like a brother to me. I used to think his "love philanthropy" was a weakness, but it was me that was too weak to be as sincere with the people that I cared about as Zack is. Zack, you are not only capable of giving great love, but so much more. (Like rides.)


Michael has been there through more of my crazy bullshit than anyone on this list, with the possible exception of my mom, and he still knows just what I need and when, no matter what kind of trouble I get myself into. There's not really words for the kind of friend Michael has been, especially since I'm pretty crappy at expressing my thanks, no matter how much he deserves them. So: muchas gracias, hombre. Michael, your compassion knows no bounds, and your will is selfless.


I could probably count the times I've spent any quality time with Bryan on one hand, but, dammit, he's made an impressive impression on me. I mean, I've met people with comparable amounts of camaraderie as Bryan, but none with nearly as much sincerity. I'm pretty sure the only thing that can piss off this homie is unnecessary ill-will between friends (unfortunately common when he's not around). Bryan, you are an exemplar of peace and understanding.

My Blog

If you loved me

You wouldn't ever have left meNot when i needed you mostHated you mostBut you did and i diedin so many fucking more ways than oneoh hai there, sup? just working on some br00tal lyricsAnd you flew like...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:24:00 GMT

Celebrity Collage by MyHeritage

MyHeritage: Family tree - Genealogy - Celeb - Collage - Morph It's the glasses, methinks.
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 20:32:00 GMT

On the Sun

Okay before I write this, WHY THE FUCK does MySpace not have a Science/Technology category for blogs?That being complained about, let me add just another disclaimer that this blog is not actually abou...
Posted by on Sat, 02 May 2009 15:48:00 GMT

On the Sun

Okay before I write this, WHY THE FUCK does MySpace not have a Science/Technology category for blogs?That being complained about, let me add just another disclaimer that this blog is not actually abou...
Posted by on Sat, 02 May 2009 15:48:00 GMT

My New Political Philosophy

SolarchyThe Uncompromising CompromiseLet me begin by stating that this is perhaps not an entirely new philosophy, but that it bears commonalities with many strains of objectivist and individual anarc...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:57:00 GMT

What a day

forgot i didn’t have political parties and voting today, so i skated down to building 1, just to tun around and skate back to Colby F. All was not for naught, though, because i realized how spri...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:06:00 GMT

Optimus prime is drunk; bitches like a whiny woman. (sorry for the reundancy)

The worst part about college is having to decide which womens i want to grace with the presence of my penis.  So i guess i'll let you vote, even though i'll undoubtedly end up totally disregardin...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 01:40:00 GMT

Because webcomics are pretty much life...

Here's a sample of the webcomics i am most fond of (in no particular order):Theater HopperHyper Death BabiesNatural TwentiesCartridge Comics2P StartF@nboy$Ctrl-Alt-DelLeast I Could DoSaturday Morning ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 00:33:00 GMT

Kole Stumbles; Hilarity ensues Part II

i want to sex this girl:http://www.maniacworld.com/Hip-Hop-Violin.html
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 18:09:00 GMT

Kole is coaxed outside; is rewarded.

Sometime earlier tonight my roommate calls me out into the hallway to see a sculpture he has made outside of someone's door.It is a crude penis entering an even cruder vagina, each made of a couple of...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 22:24:00 GMT