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Intelligence TestI am a fairly well traveled slightly insane individual......however I enjoy every minute of insanity. My birthday is March 18th so get a fucking present! I play the drums somewhat....rather amateur because Im self taught but hey I bet you cant. I snowboard, but havent been in a few seasons and I like camping and various other outdoor shit. I am a Libertarian and a strict Constitutionalist. I believe in self-government and personal responsibility. I do not support the 2 party plutocracy. We are not a democracy, we are a representative Republic. The difference is Majority rule verses the Rule of Law. I will side with the Rule of Law 100% of the time. I do not need 51% of the population telling the other 49% how to live.I fully support the 2nd amendment and believe without it we will have despotism and a vicitmized populace. Israel has a fully armed, with fully automatic weapons, citizenry and has yet to decay into a chaotic shoot 'em up society.I like Jeeps, from Willy's to Wrangler (except for the newer JK....kinda soccer mom-ish). I hate your Toyota Prius and think it would make a nice hood ornament.I love beer, with the exception of the major brand american swill. I also love pizza and I am fat because of it.Last but not least, to quote a friend of mine, " My Rights are non-negotiable......SO FUCK OFF!"
I AM 81% METAL HEAD! I was born with the mark of the beast on my forehead and an axe in my arms. I am the god of all things metal! Now if only I could get my parents to give me back my car keys..... Take the METAL HEAD test at Fuali.com
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I AM 8% METROSEXUAL! I need some advice. I need to STOP BUYING MY CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!!! I will never land a decent woman unless I shave this nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut. Take the METROSEXUAL test at Fuali.com
. You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.
Satanism
71%
atheism
63%
agnosticism
54%
Hinduism
46%
Judaism
42%
Paganism
42%
Islam
38%
Buddhism
38%
Christianity
25%
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