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About Me

There's nothing funny in what I do.

...A NEW twist on an ADVICE column...
(Not for the thin skinned)

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My Blog

My Opposition to your Proposition

Dear Proposition 8 supporters,   Congratulations on your victory in overturning this state's constitution.  You should be extremely proud of yourselves and all that you did for the safety ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 19:00:00 GMT

What Happens Here

www.killkriskortez.comWhat happens here... Vegas is the place you go to kill yourself or at the very least attempt character assassination upon one's self when conventional methods have become just to...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:22:00 GMT

A Violation of Retardation

My commute home sucks.  Traffic is a nightmare at 4pm when you're trying to get from Santa Monica to The Valley.  It's the one hour of the day that you hope for a 6.0 earthquake, a rapid spr...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 15:40:00 GMT

My Score in the 700 Club is...

This is why you're supposed to accept Jesus into your heart and not your mind.  Your heart is incapable of thinking and calling bullshit on someone's crackpot ideology.  Not to mention Jesus...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:48:00 GMT

A Hustlers Orientation pt.2

Yes we were every type of virus one could think of that would demobilize the human body. All of us convening night after night disguised as customer service associates. CLICK HERE for the rest of the...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:22:00 GMT

Hustler’s Orientation

 My pep talk was as encouraging as your pedophile uncle promising you a reach around the next time he ass raped you. CLICK HERE TO READ THE STORY
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:49:00 GMT

Mr. Buy-Bye Polar

Apparently some guy is going to, the strip clubs and doing the unforgivable. He's talking dancers into coming down off that stage, putting their clothes on and going out and making something of their ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:59:00 GMT

Single Minded

I get bored at work.  Correction, I get really fucking bored.  I’ll watch countless hours of YOUTUBE and movieforumz to pass the time.  Or I’ll read up everything Google has...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:21:00 GMT

The Rise of a New Era

A time comes when things happen that defy explanation.CLICK HERE TO READ THE  CONCLUSION
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:00:00 GMT

Kristina

In an effort to lead a more emotionally healthy life I’ve been furtively set up with someone who could possibly be me with a vagina...CLICK THE IMAGE TO READ
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:12:00 GMT