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Hormel Chavez

Deskbound

About Me

I am basically just like you.

My Interests

(www.chrisjewett.com)(www.cbs5.com)

I'd like to meet:

Idiot savants, the undead, trash collectors, sea captians, other drunks, secular militiamen, freeloaders, scallywags, tom, myself from the future, Mr. T, my own personal jesus, the real black jesus, roger rabbit, teenage gluesniffers, refugees, interlopers, people who have been made redundant, truckers, jason and the argonauts, any sort of victim or casualty, burnouts, cheerleaders, salesmen, magicians, motivational speakers, myself from the past, telemarketers, misbehaving children, harriet tubman, narcoleptics and the criminally insane.

Music:

I am a huge fan of Yung Joc. So if you meet me at the mall.....its goin down.

Movies:

Whatever that movie is where the wayans brothers dress up as white girls.

Television:

i think of it as grueling, spirit crushing endless toil...but i have heard some of the mangement here refer to it as television

Books:

douglas coupland, paul beatty, voltaire (how pretentious), robbins, zadie smith, sedaris, otomo, vonnegut, clarke, orson scott card, eggers, de lillo and for gods sake... Cormac Mcarthy

Heroes:

immortal technique, tanya mcrae, the ice cream man, magnum p.i. , feral children.

My Blog

Going Down on History

"I just went to do the laundry, then the man in the laundry was like..hey is that your green tahoe? someone just drove it off....and I was like...oh shit my truck!!...and then it hit me like.....ooooh...
Posted by Hormel Chavez on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:09:00 PST

From Whence Ye Came

http://outside.in/Palm_Desert_CA/discussions Marissas right......you guys gotta check this out...is this the company Christian Niles works for?...
Posted by Hormel Chavez on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:06:00 PST

going down on history

"Shit fuck shitty fuck fuck fuckitty balls balls!!"      -me after ramming my $160,000 live truck into a gas station overhang thereby nominating myself for douchebag of the year. "...
Posted by Hormel Chavez on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:40:00 PST

going down on history

"Me: you know if you really want to get in touch with your constituency you should ride the bus to work" "Cindy Sheehan: yeah well I havent owned a car in like 5 years so what do you think of that? (s...
Posted by Hormel Chavez on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 08:59:00 PST

Scared

You know that something inside of youStill plays a part in what i do, alwaysI'm here for youI think that if we were all we hadThat's more than most people ever have, anywayOh anyway, you can stay here...
Posted by Hormel Chavez on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 11:03:00 PST

Karma Police

i have to tell someone about this. so yesterday i go to the haight to eat breakfast and i see a sweet parking spot so i pull up in front of this guy as he is leaving, and then back into the spot, mean...
Posted by Hormel Chavez on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 06:59:00 PST

7 hours alone

(marisa's survey)1. Do you still talk to the person you last had a thing with?i dont have "things"  i have "escapades" "caveats" "steamy encounters" and "trysts".........but no "things" as of yet...
Posted by Hormel Chavez on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 03:48:00 PST

Deskjockey rodeo

What city in San Diego translates into "a whale's vagina"? 1. How's your heart lately? Once upon a time i was falling in love... now im only falling apart... 2. When was the last time you went o...
Posted by Hormel Chavez on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 01:45:00 PST

getting by just upon a smile

she was the type of girl who could shout YIPEEEEE!!        &n bsp;         &n bsp;      ...
Posted by Hormel Chavez on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 11:15:00 PST

tomato almond blast

1. Can you cook? no but i have mad microwave skills2. What was your dream growing up?to be fucking tom cruise in top gun. so much for that3. What talent do you wish you had?any at all would be nice re...
Posted by Hormel Chavez on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:22:00 PST