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About Me

I've started working on photography and makeup again with Gavin and David. Check out some of my new work!

This is the stuff I did all of the Photography, Styling, Makeup, Hair, and Editing for myself, except that David is a Photoshop Wizard and I would be lost without him:

This is the stuff I did the Styling, Makeup, Hair, and Photo Editing on, but another Photographer took the pictures. Lemme Know if you LOVE them and I can hook you up with the Photographer if you want some of your own pictures taken:

"Welcome to my Web," said the Spider to the Fly...

"Even a stopped clock keeps the right time twice a day." -Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

I'm a sucker for bad puns. They are my favorite form of humor, the worse, the better. Sunday is my least favorite day of the week because one is the lonliest number that you ever did see, and someone left my cake out in the rain.

"What life is there for a half man outside this wire?" -Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS 1974.

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
KC's Disease
Cause: unknown
Symptoms: extreme breast pain, mildly swollen appendix, vague loose teeth, overeating
Cure: fresh air
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

Which Evil Criminal are You?
A Rum and Monkey crime.

Karen --
[noun]:
A poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history forever
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

Latin, especially Seneca and Propertius, film, Caberet, the trapeze, the cordelisse, the silk ropes, the circus, champaign, candy, carnivals, cool chicks, hard women, boys who can fix stuff, big trucks, fast cars, dancin' girls, taking pictures, rainstorms, surfers, Bettie Page, Drag Divas, Freak Shows, guys who wear suits, comicbooks

I'd like to meet:

People who will dance and sing with me to the soul and funk music playing in the foodstore at 3am.

Music:

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(Dear god!)

Movies:

Horribly fucked up and great movie: Eileen Walsh, who played Crispina, was fucking amazing:

Television:

Hahahaha! Oh My! "Assaulted Peanut!" Ha! Bad Puns. Oh, help me...

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Books:

Heroes:

Actually I'm not sure who's my hero here: the guy, or the scorpion. But damn.

My Blog

One Semester of Spanish Love Song

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Posted by Kip on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:18:00 PST

You Suck At Photoshop!

These are hilarious. Sad, kinda terrible, but hilarious... ...
Posted by Kip on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:33:00 PST

Anyway.

People are often unreasonable, illogical and self-centered;Forgive them anyway. »§«:*....³¤³....*:»§« If you are kind, people may accuse you of sel...
Posted by Kip on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 11:36:00 PST

Shatner

This was the Funniest Shatner bit ever!!!...
Posted by Kip on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:27:00 PST

How I view most men these days...

...too many years bartending in strip clubs will warp your sense of humor.Guy Madden is a genius with film, and David says that I really made Gimli Hospital in a repressed state.This is the most aweso...
Posted by Kip on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:14:00 PST

Preparing for a Photo Shoot by Mary Erickson

Preparing For A Photo ShootBy Mary EricksonMost professional models know by experience about what needs to be done before a photo shoot.If you do not have a lot of modeling experience I suggest you lo...
Posted by Kip on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:42:00 PST

He Said She Said

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Posted by Kip on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 03:49:00 PST

Rules of the Bar... Thanks Shari!

**Rules of the bar** There's more to it then tipping a glass and acting foolish. 1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doi...
Posted by Kip on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 09:27:00 PST

10 Reasons why Gay Marriage is Wrong

10 reasons why gay marriage is wrong 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.2) Gay marriage will encourage people t...
Posted by Kip on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:33:00 PST

"I Wanna Love You Tender"

This awesome clip is thanks to Lil' Miss Doom 'n Gloom! Thanks Casey!!!! " Space is the place in this cheesy Euro-disco classic from Finland's Armi & Danny. According to a dubi...
Posted by Kip on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 08:36:00 PST