Lieutenant Dan - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My full name is Dani Bogus Bernedette Jung Nephrite Xiao Sun Ahmed Isbal Makokushski the sixteenth. I'm not unique, I did piss on your bed and I killed your pet budgie too.

My Interests

Google-ing youBastardising youEating peoples food.Drawing with crayonsConversing with telemarketing personelI cant cook because Im not your housewife.

I'd like to meet:

...in the like worlddd.omggg.rolf.wtf.ftw.WFT??? stutter shudderrr..If you have an issue I can direct you to the following. You have 3 options www.Mate1.com or www.Thenextstepfromalcoholism.com or www.kidshelpline.com

Music:

I sing weather and tribal songs.Check them out on Myspace music.

Movies:

Michael Moore -Im fat; supersize me moore.

Television:

SBS Yugoslavian World News

Books:

Harry Potter Smokes. How accurate is this.LOl

Heroes:

Taxi Drivers.They get stabbed. 13 2227

My Blog

What my mum looks like.

dis iz loik d moss acur8 fing evrzz.u shud join fo sho. ...
Posted by Lieutenant Dan on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 05:44:00 PST

Tried My Wings..

Well this is a new post, Ive redone my profile because i think its time to start again and turn over a new leaf!! Its blue like the beauty of the ocean.. Tried My Wings- Antiskeptic...
Posted by Lieutenant Dan on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 10:03:00 PST