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i Wish i Was

Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk

About Me

"And if i should ever die, God forbid, i hope you'll say "Kurt is up in heaven now". That's my favourite joke."
Kurt Vonnegut, 11/11/1922 - 11/04/2007. And so it goes.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Paolo
Birthday: 21/02/82
Birthplace: Forlì
Current Location: Forlì
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 185 cm....6' 1''
Right Handed or Left Handed: I'd like lef handed...but i'm right
Your Heritage: i wish i had
The Shoes You Wore Today: basketball shoes...but it's too hot...
Your Weakness: food and drinks
Your Fears: ...spirits and phantoms...
Your Perfect Pizza: ham and mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: go to a specialistic university while i'm working
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: mmm...hola, how are you?...a bit banal...
Thoughts First Waking Up: i wish i had some more time to sleep...
Your Best Physical Feature: face, eyes
Your Bedtime: after two am
Your Most Missed Memory: a lot of... i'm a nostalgic person
Pepsi or Coke: beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: pizza
Single or Group Dates: it depends on the persons i have to meet...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: none
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: rarely
Do you Sing: when i drive
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: i think so... but how could you be sure?
Do you want to go to College: i've already been, and i think i'm going to go again
Do you want to get Married: mmm...maybe
Do you belive in yourself: not every time
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: it depends on how i feel
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: usually yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: quite yes... don't tell it to my granma
Do you play an Instrument: unfortunately no... i've never had enough time to learn
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: obviously!
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: what are oreos?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: absolutely no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: fortunately no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i can't
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: mmm maybe some candies...
Ever been Drunk: oh yeah...weekly
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: do i had to die? really? when?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: mmm...an astronaut eheh
What country would you most like to Visit: there's a lot of country i would like to visit...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: it depends on the face
Height: less than me
Weight: not too slim
Best Clothing Style: i haven't any preference
Number of Drugs I have taken: preferibly none
Number of CDs I own: preferibly a lot of
Number of Piercings: where you want, but not too much...
Number of Tattoos: at most two or three
Number of things in my Past I Regret: it depends on you...
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My Interests

reading, writing, cinema, sports, music... "the ones who doesn't drink wine has something to hide..."
"wine is one of the greatest signs of civilization of the world."

I'd like to meet:

They say that if you get far enough away, you'll be on your way back home...

Music:


Tom Waits, Vinicio Capossela, Fabrizio De Andrè, Dresden Dolls, Propagandhi, At the drive in, Franco Battiato, Paolo Conte, Cure, Francesco De Gregori, Max Gazzè, Rem, Mineral, Francesco Guccini, Rino Gaetano, Pecksniff, Quintorigo, Presidents of the USA, Clinic, Gogol Bordello, Elio e le Storie Tese, Stephin Merritt... and many many more

Movies:


Non ci resta che piangere, The big Lebowski, 8 e 1/2, The eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead, Ed Wood, Big Fish, Magnolia, Groundhog day, Oh brother, where art thou?, The straight story, Freaks, The night of the living dead, I soliti ignoti, The usual suspects, One flew over the cuckoo's nest, Bad santa, Howl's moving castle, Corpse's bride, 12 monkeys, Brazil, Taxi Driver, The Snatch, everything about Ciprì and Maresco, Waking Life, Everything is illuminated, Memento, Being John Malkovich, Fargo, Monty Python's The meaning of life, Lost in Translation, Duck Soup, Monkey business, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Clockwork Orange, Shining, The great Dictator, Modern Times, The wizard of Oz, Mar Adentro, 13 conversations about one thing, Train de vie, Le triplettes de Belleville, Dog Day Afternoon, Cemetery Man, After Hour, Falling down, La scuola, Murder in the first, Thank you for smoking, Little Miss Sunshine, Fantozzi, Mr. Death, Bowling for Columbine, and many many more

Television:

"There's something profane coming from pain, and that's more honest than every conversation about hope. We think that the grotesque way is the rightest way to talk about God."

very few things: everything about Ciprì and Maresco and Enrico Ghezzi, The Simpsons, Dr. House...
"Nowadays the greatest difference between tv channels are weather predictions."
"I think that television is really educational. Every time that someone switch it on, i go in another room reading a book."

Books:

Vonnegut, Baricco, Pennac, Ionesco, Pessoa, Pirandello, Beckett, Antoine de Saint- Exupery, Benni...

Heroes:


Dylan Dog, Willy Wonka, Groucho Marx, Charlie Chaplin, Tom Waits, Malaussene, Santiago, Guy Montag, Giovanni Drogo, Danny Goodman T.D.Lemon Novecento, Billy Pilgrim, Tod Browning, Bela Lugosi, George Romero, Jeffrey Lebowski, Ugo Fantozzi...

My Blog

Chiesa di Dio del Tutto Indifferente

"O altissimo Signore, Creatore del Cosmo, Filatore delle Galassie, Anima delle Onde Elettromagnetiche, o Tu che aspiri ed espiri Inconcepibili Volumi di Vuoto, Tu che sputi Fuoco e Roccia, Tu che sche...
Posted by i Wish i Was on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 04:53:00 PST

Alle spalle

La prima volta... quasi non me ne accorgevo. Poteva essere solo    l'ennesima paranoia solo............               &nb...
Posted by i Wish i Was on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 11:35:00 PST

Billy Pilgrim

Spezzoni da "Mattatoio n.5" Ascoltate: Billy Pilgrim ha viaggiato nel tempo. Billy è andato a dormire che era un vedovo rimbambitoe si è svegliato il giorno delle sue nozze. Ha varcato una soglia nel ...
Posted by i Wish i Was on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 05:07:00 PST

Luca Bussoletti

oggi non avevo nulla da fare all'ufficio turistico: potevo rinchiudermi in bagno a tramortirmi di autoerotismo ma non mi piaccio con le occhiaie; provare tutti i prodotti della macchinetta per il caff...
Posted by i Wish i Was on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 03:16:00 PST

nothing serious II -the revenge

OMBRE   Inadeguato, rimango solingo all'angolo di una stanza; chi osserva chi sente chi vive nel mezzo porta con sé strascichi di storie vendute. Le mie con altre, tenute da parte servono soltan...
Posted by i Wish i Was on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 03:02:00 PST

nothing serious

UN CIELO INUTILE   La solita luna solinga biasima stelle. Rimembri? Le mie membra raccolte messe sopra uno sdraio triste del colore dei ricordi perduti, come la pelle di chi se n'è andato, s' a...
Posted by i Wish i Was on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:39:00 PST

candid camera

I just want to tell you about what happened to me this morning. As someone of you already knows, i work in a tourist office of a small town: to tell the truth, there's not a lot of tourists now that w...
Posted by i Wish i Was on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:43:00 PST

Vearlot's Tales

That's one of the stories of mine, i'd like you to know it cause it's the latest i wrote... hope it won't bother you. This story is about Pierrot, a man which works in the fields of the king's castle ...
Posted by i Wish i Was on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 02:55:00 PST

Where's my wife?

When your wife comes out home for a walk around, don't go trying to find her, but wait for her at home: that's surely the best thing you can do. An old man was alone in his home, waiting for his ...
Posted by i Wish i Was on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 08:08:00 PST

Everything for my family

Some men would do anything for his family: but are they sure that the family would do anything for him?He was a man who wasn't able to find the money to carry on. He got a family: surely a wife, ...
Posted by i Wish i Was on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 05:36:00 PST