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Caryn

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About Me

Let's see... I'm a TOTAL nerd. I have adult-onset ADD (self-diagnosed, of course), and I can psychoanalyze you all night long (not because I believe in it, but because I find it friggin hilarious). I have a not-so-secret aspiration of becoming a writer... I am quite possibly one of the most random people in the world, and my writing generally reflects that. I'm beginning to come into my own as a woman and as a person. Its taken me 27 years, but I've really started accepting the fact that I'm an oft-times odd, chubby, little, part-hillbilly-Indian... resplendent in my ambiguously-ethnic features and quirky fashion sense. I'm never going to be a Barbie doll. Hell, you just gotta rock whatcha got. I like to surround myself with fun, quirky, eclectic, and positive individuals who believe that there is more to the world than just waking up, surviving, and dying... but who don't take life too seriously. :)After all... The higher the hair, the closer to God. ..
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My Interests

Collecting books, Buddhas, retro art, and eye candy of the male persuasion. I'm also fascinated by the concept of burlesque, and seriously think I have the soul of a vaudevillian. I play the Mountain Dulcimer, which is eternally nerdy... I also dabble in Spiritualism, feminism, sleeping, editing, and singing karaoke.

I'd like to meet:

I ain't gonna lie. I'd love to meet Javier Bardem... so I could lick his entire body... after he showered, of course. Um, on here? Well, some like-minded souls SHOULD suffice. Some other random people (living or dead) I'd like to meet: Betty White, Doris Day, Adrian Brody, Paramahansa Yogananda, Lucy Maud Montgomery Jason Segel, Frances Hodgson Burnett, and perhaps your mom.

Music:

I love cheesy love songs from the 70s and 80s... 80s hair band music... TONS of classic rock, and have been known to get funky... hahaha... rockin' out with my air dobro while listening to bluegrass in my car.

Movies:

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers is my all-time favorite movie from my childhood. I remember the second brother Benjamin awakening the first stirrings of lust for an actor in a movie... at the age of seven. haha... I also love The Color Purple; Sixteen Candles; Dirty Dancing (when I was in college, I changed the words to a certain NOTORIOUS Mickey and Sylvia song into my answering machine message); the Lord of the Rings movies; Gladiator; and Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. I recently saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and thoroughly enjoyed it. I'm looking forward to seeing Baby Mama this weekend.

Television:

Family Guy is my kryptonite. I've also been known to watch a bit of TLC's What Not To Wear and Chelsea Lately. AND... You best NOT be calling me from 10-11 am during the week, because I WILL be watching Maury Povich (but only if they are covering paternity cases). :P

Books:

I just finished reading "Leaving Mother Lake: A Girlhood at the End of the World" by Yang Erche Namu... a memoir about about a singer who grew up on the Chinese-Tibetan border in Moso country, which is called "the Country of the Daughters". Moso country was, at one time, a utopian-like, matrilineal society nearly devoid of the institution of marriage... definitely a fascinating read. After Googling this woman, it turns out that she's the Kimora Lee Simmons of China: an eternally-self-promoting-to-the-point-of-excess, heinous rat-biotch... She's written EIGHT autobiographies. What the hell?

Heroes:

Dolly Parton, Tina Fey, Paramahansa Yogananda, and Madeleine L'Engle.

My Blog

Goddesses unite!

You know, I haven't always been fat. At one time in my life, I had only one chin-- and you could even see my collarbone. This was, of course, pre-puberty& before my breasts burgeoned into massive wei...
Posted by Caryn on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 08:20:00 PST

Everybody, do the tootsie roll... to the left...

*coughs* Yeah, I better not dance... I don't wanna traumatize the neighbors. So, I was browsing around at astrology.com& Anyone who knows my daily routine knows that I HAVE to read my horoscope before...
Posted by Caryn on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 06:04:00 PST

Damnit, this was too funny NOT to post on my blog...

I stole this from my dear friend Elisha... who, I'm sure, stole this from someone... Continuing the cycle... of being a pirate of the MySpace seas... "For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you...
Posted by Caryn on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 03:14:00 PST

...because you can never have... just one...

? LIST SURVEY ?"THIRTEEN RANDOM THINGS YOU LIKE"1:the smell of burning leaves 2:making jewelry 3:old photographs 4:lilacs and red roses mixed together 5:bubble baths 6:playing my mountain dulcimer 7:s...
Posted by Caryn on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:15:00 PST

In Memoriam: Jay Price...

I was rather shocked to find out today, through text-message, that my former supervisor from Bradford Woods-- Jay Price-- passed away... The news, received from a well-meaning Kathryn, left me stunned...
Posted by Caryn on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 09:26:00 PST

Sometimes, you feel like a burlesque star... sometimes you don't.

I totally scavenged this blog from one of my new friends I met at Lo-Dawg's baby shower today... hahaha... I saw it and I couldn't resist it.    So... we all know the survey where you ...
Posted by Caryn on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 09:57:00 PST

*sings* OH, you crafty thing... WOW! You crafty thing...

So, my day off wasn't really very productive... I spent the night at Joe's house after a fun night of drinking and karaoke-ing with people from work... and he made me a breakfast fit for a trucke...
Posted by Caryn on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:35:00 PST

So, I found out my cousin is a best-selling author...

Really.  On my mother's side of the family, of course.  hahaha... The jury's still out whether half of the people on my father's side of the family can even read.    Ehhhh... Who ...
Posted by Caryn on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:23:00 PST