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Darius

Dont Ever Chase Buses Or Women, You'll Always Get Left Behind

About Me

Im darius baker, im 17, i like to go huntin, fishin, shootin guns and juss about anything that has to do with fun. car's is mostly my thing. i like goin fast in what im drivin, i go to alabama to see my family, i live my life to the fullest no regret's, if you shoot at me, i will shoot back! I learn from my mistake's, i dont care what other people think, if ya dont like me well then FUCK YOU!. go on somewhere's else with that bullshit. i dont go looking for a fight, but if you fuck with me your gonna get your ass beat one way or another, i fight dirty, none of that pussy shit of touching shoulder's as the florida nigger's do.. end of story. if you wanna know anything juss hit me up, later
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My Interests

i like skateboarding, hanging out with friends, i like to go mudding, and just chilling, most of the normal teenage stuff except do drugs... thats not for me. i like doing just about anything that might be fun, im a laid back person, really easy to get along with.. i like hanging out with andrew, people from down the street, their really cool too.. they are like my secong family in a way of some sort. i like to do commercial/ heavy duty weedeating, i dont know what it is, but ive been doin that for like 2 years, and i like it.

I'd like to meet:

some new people, make some new friends everywhere i go.

Music:

i listen to anything and everything.. i like Kountry, rap, rock, hip hop, techno, break dancin beats, classic rock, some heavy metal, some ol redneck songs by JOHNNY REBEL, and DAVID ALAN COE.

Movies:

i like horror, drama, and most of the genre's they come in.. ill watch just about anything if its good, or a thrill or anything like that.

Television:

i dont really watch television, but when i do i watch skateboarding on FUEL TV, MTV, and UFC that comes on.

Books:

stephen king, and some r.l. stine..

Heroes:

my hereo is this race car driver from titusville/mims florida, CHAD PIERCE. what was so cool is the fact that he took time from his schedule to hang out with me and these little kids i was with, and he was loving it the whole time, we hung with him in the pits, and before the race, he's really cool..my other hereo right now is god.. cuz without him, i wouldnt be here and have the things i have.

My Blog

Goin To Nebraska And ect....

well incase some of yall didnt know.. which im sure yall do by now of me and my bulletins i post about it. im going to nebraska with my mom and stepdad, he has a job awaitin him up there. and he's tak...
Posted by Baker, Coming To A City Near You on Fri, 11 May 2007 11:43:00 PST

7 Types Of Sex

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is ...
Posted by Baker, Coming To A City Near You on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:22:00 PST

Rough Sex Facts

Rough Sex (FACTS) DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY THE HUMAN BODY But it's funny! A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick le...
Posted by Baker, Coming To A City Near You on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 11:53:00 PST

other names for cars

AMCAll Makes of CarsAmerican Made Cr*pA Mini CanAUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAutobahn Usually Death-ImplementingBENZBecause Engineers (k)Now ZenBMWBabbling M...
Posted by Baker, Coming To A City Near You on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 06:14:00 PST