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In Bob We Trust

I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime, but is there because he's a victim of th

About Me

Ummm... I have, like...body parts that move and stuff. I like to do stuff... sometimes in social settings. One time, I actually went to band camp...but I didn't do anything gross. No, wait, I went to bible camp, my friend went to band camp. I did do gross stuff at bible camp, though....nevermind. I'm really in to old cars, and I am trying to learn to fix them on my own. Right now I drive a '77 Camaro. I'm simply fascinating, but most people aren't groovy enough to savvy....that's all about me I can think of.

My Interests

"Sex, drugs, and rock and roll." Have you heard that song? Good, you have, enough said. Oh, wait I'm not that in to drugs...

I'd like to meet:

No one, actually. I'm anti-social, so if I don't already know you, I'd rather not learn of your existence. No offense or anything, it's just that I'm not a nice person.

Music:

"I want to be a cowboy."

Movies:

TEASE 'O' RAMA and THE PRINCESS BRIDE No the first one is NOT a porn! It's a Bettie Page movie for Bob's sake. Jeez, get some culture.

Television:

I have one, but I really only use it for movies (sometimes of questionable moral integrity), Super Nintendo, and the occasional Saturday morning cartoon. Although, I have recently gotten a PS2. This has led to a rampant addiction to THE SIMPSONS' ROAD RAGE.

Books:

Naturally, I intensely enjoy the world's favorite five book trilogy. Even though the movie officially sucked my cock. May I again mention THE PRINCESS BRIDE? Oh, and if you haven't read THE LAST UNICORN, you probably haven't lived.

Heroes:

Bettie Page, you morons, she is the only one that matters.

My Blog

The 1970 Opel GT

When I was 17, I almost bought this car. The 1970 Opel GT. From the front, it looka like a Corvette Stingray. From the back, it looks like Datsun 240 Z. This is, in my opinion, the sexiest small car ...
Posted by In Bob We Trust on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My car

I just got a '65 Dodge Dart. It's super-cool; white with teal interior. I'm going to paint the outside black, cuz I love black. Purple will be in there somewhere. Scott said he doesn't want me to pain...
Posted by In Bob We Trust on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The meaning of life, the universe, and evrything...

Well, I am on a massive "Hitchhiker's" withdrawal here, since I lent my dad my copy. I'm thinking that could have been a mistake. Anyway, last week I did a couple of birthday parties ( as a full-time ...
Posted by In Bob We Trust on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST