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leila

When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone you don't like. But don't get lemon juice in their

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I'm on a nickname basis with punctuation.

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A blog entry for Lam

Il y a quelques jours, je marchais au travail du parking, et quelques gens m'ont arrêté pour me demander de l'aide. Ils étaient perdus, ils m'ont dit, et ils voulaient savoir si je pouvais leur aider ...
Posted by leila on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:38:00 PST

Exactly How Much of a Fuck I Give About the UT/OU Game

Enough that I want to punch anyone I see wearing red. Also enough that I want to punch anyone I see wearing burnt orange. I guess it's true that competitive sports bring out people's violent tendenci...
Posted by leila on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 05:59:00 PST

I've figured out Victoria's secret

She's bulimic.
Posted by leila on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 11:19:00 PST

dominoes for your health

for the past few weeks a momentous event has been playing itself out right before my eyes. i've been able to follow this event because at the gym, the tvs tend to be tuned to the same channels from da...
Posted by leila on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 06:04:00 PST

pennies are stupid. so is the government.

i got the ugliest penny today. it was the single piece of change that i received at the grocery store and it was absolutely hideous. it was old and dark, and covered in gray and green crud, ...
Posted by leila on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 08:57:00 PST

free sock

one sock, free to good home. gently used condition. apparently experiencing a bit of wanderlust, as it appeared in my clean clothes unexpectedly. has a picture of a cat and little paw prints around th...
Posted by leila on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 09:45:00 PST

i'm pre-approved!

as it turns out, i've been pre-approved for a major credit card. this is exciting beyond my wildest dreams. while i was twiddling away my existence eating, sleeping, and helping underprivileged childr...
Posted by leila on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 06:26:00 PST

where the hell is waldo, anyway?

evasive bastard.
Posted by leila on Wed, 31 May 2006 07:30:00 PST

take a bite out of THIS, mcgruff

it occurred to me that a stuffed dog in a trenchcoat is really not all that intimidating.
Posted by leila on Tue, 23 May 2006 04:34:00 PST

in an act of pure genius...

my father (who never buys any movies, ever) has purchased the big lebowski.
Posted by leila on Sun, 21 May 2006 12:36:00 PST