So heres the story kiddies:
Once upon a time at highschool on a peninsula far far away there was an event called "Caberet". All the local children would flock to the gymnasium to hear duets and barbershop singing. Then one year a glorius event occured. Four boys gathered their strength and performed a half-assed rendition of The White Room, rocking everyone present. Thus Bare Bottom Maddness was brought into the world.
Since then the band has added a vocalist, practiced their butts off and gone places no one would have believed. They've overcome ski accidents, girl fights, and being told they suck to become a major force of rock in the county. Come check it out...