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The Professor

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm Steve... I like setting things on fire.

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My Interests

reptiles, punk rock, porn, concerts, kickin it with my friends, drinkin beer, watching sports, group sex, and mutual group masturbation

I'd like to meet:

I hate humans!

Music:

Anti-Flag, Black Flag, Minor Threat, Screeching Weasel, NOFX, The Casualties, L7, Fragile Porcelain Mice, The Descendents, Social Distortion, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Lagwagon, Guttermouth, Floggin Molly, Pink Floyd, The Urge, H2O, The Queers, Rush, Rancid, Pennywise, Dropkick Murphys, The Unseen, Humble Gods, Dead Kennedys, Lower Class Brats, MU330, The Distilliers, ALL, The Ramones, Bad Religion(their older stuff), Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards, Circle Jerks, The Misfits, Agnostic Front, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Operation Ivy, Bad Brains, TSOL, The Clash... I'm sure there's more but cant think of any right now.

Movies:

Star wars, LOTR, Short Circuit, Major League, Saw (only the first one, the rest sucked), Escape from NY and LA, Toxic Avenger, The Goonies, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Joe's Apartment, Fight Club, The Sandlot, Tommy Boy, The Lost Boys, Big Trouble in Little China, Legend of Drunken Master, Platoon, Dark City, SLC Punk, Half Baked, That porn i made with your mom, Idle Hands, Spaceballs, Evil Dead, Clockwork Orange, almost all of Tim Burton's movies, Full Metal Jacket, Team America, Godmoney, 80s horror movies, and pretty much everything from Troma

Television:

i like cartoons

Books:

Clifford, The Berenstein Bears, Arthur, The Magic Schoolbus, Coloring books, Pop-up books, hey i'm learnin here

Heroes:

Jeffery Dommer, Ralf Nader, Steve Bartman, Albert Pujols