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Mr. Holepunch

YEAH? SO I STAB PEOPLE FOR A LIVING...

About Me


Hi, I'm Chris. Im a professional body piercing specialist at 252 Tatto in Columbia Station where I offer professional courteous service from the basics to the unique and even at times extreme! I love music, especialy punk rock, and have been in and out of bands since I was 14. Im currently playing for a punk/reggae band called The Four Vices as well as singing for the death metal band BTK. I have a recording company I started back in '03 called Peaceful Riot Recordings where I've put out a few EP's and full-lengths for local area rock bands. Socialy speaking I'm somewhere between a socialist and an anarchist. I believe in erasing the social barriers and differences bringing all people to equals. I hate president Bush, Racists, Right-Wing Extremists, Homophobes, Hypo-christians, Heartless rich people and anyone who would rather take advantage of their neighbor than help them... If you are any of the above I'd rather not argue with you but I will say you suck! I love to skateboard alot, though I suck realy bad. I'm a smoker and I don't realy care. I love Jesus Christ and I am what some call a born-again but non-religious christian. If you don't know what that is read John 3:16-18 and Ephesians 2:8-9... if you have any questions Im always happy to chat about it. I also wanna be a pirate... someday. PEACE!


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My Interests

I love my job!!!

Playing punk rock music, Body Piercing, Getting Tattooed, Riding My Skateboard, Guitar Hero, Ganja, Renting Movies, Recording/Producing Music, Reading my Bible and researching my readings, Looking up random crap on the internet just to learn somthing new, Trying to share a little joy to everyone in hopes we'll all get along someday...

I'd like to meet:

Jesus Christ, I have alot to thank Him for... People who wanna get pierced... A record label that will sign my band and put us on the road... And prety much anyone who has a clue and dosent participate in racist/homophobic/sexist acts. I cant stand ignorant single-sided people, so if you are one don't waste my time.

Music:

Man I love music! I like The Clash, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, Five Iron Frenzy, The Misfits, Slick Shoes, The Unseen, The Virus, The Dead Boys, The New York Dolls, Black Flag, NoFx, ACDC, Dick Dale, Pink Floyd, Broken Bones, Against Me!, Anti-Flag, Comeback Kid, Strung Out, Craig's Brother, Blondie, Chuck Mangione, The Exploited, Rancid, Dio, Sage Francis, Iron Maiden, Dead Kennedys, Chaotic Alliance, BTK, Bad Religion, The Beastie Boys, AFI, Dead Milkmen, Reel Big Fish, The Bouncing Souls, Choking Victim, Leftover Crack, Dropkick Murpheys, Ghoti Hook, Flogging Molly, The Pogues, Flatfoot56, Guns And Roses, Agnostic Front, H2O, Millincolin, Lugnut, U2, Goo Goo Dolls, The Cars, Men Without Hats, Me First And The Gimmie Gimmes, Motorhead, Minor Threat, Fugazi, Rage Against The Machine, NWA, Reverend Horton Heet, Screeching Weasel, Social Distortion, Sublime, The Cramps, Strike Anywhere, Rise Against, Clutch, System of a Down, The Specials, Weezer, They Might Be Giants, xLooking Forwardx, The Code, Pipedown, and the list goes on and on and on....

Movies:

Political Documentaries are great, I like all of Jim Carry's'stuff, I like all the Jay and Silent Bob films, about anything Tim Burton has put out, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Oceans 11, The Borne Identity, Good Will Hunting, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army Of Darkness, Universal Monster Movies, The Original Star Wars Trilogy, Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The Devil's Rejects, Friday The 13th, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, just about all of John Cusack's Movies, Fight Club, Snatch, SLC Punk, The Anarchist's Cookbook, Suburbia, The Kill Bill Movies, A Clockwork Orange, Taxi Driver, Pulp Fiction, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Musical Documentaries on bands I like.... I dunno Jess and I rent movies almost every night.

Television:

The Learning Channel, The History Channel, C-Span, The Daily Show, Desparate Housewives, Scrubs, Cartoon Network, Chicken Fish Lady, Ren And Stimpy and some of the other old Nicktoons on box set DVD, VH1 Behind The Music, Mythbusters, War Documentaries... I dunno whatever's on when I'm actualy infront of a TV.

Books:

The Bible, AMP Magazine, Time Life Magazine, Men's Health, Tattoo Magazines in general, The Anarchist's Cookbook, The Poor Man's James Bond, Any Independent Media Publications.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, Rev David Ambrose, Joe Strummer, Anyone who has stood up for what they believed in, Anyone who gave their life for the good of humanity, and any one who supports one another in all cost.

My Blog

Somthing new

Well, I havent posted in a long time so I figured Id update my life a little bit. Ive been piercing at 252 Tattoo for almost a year now and its been great. I have been swamped with business, and it ha...
Posted by Mr. Holepunch on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:44:00 PST

Myspace is Perpetual Dissapointment!

Ever since Myspace was sold (and Im sure Im not alone on this) I have been getting swarmed with spam, ads, rude/disgusting remarks from people who never actualy sent them, and all kinds of crap. Why i...
Posted by Mr. Holepunch on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:44:00 PST

NEW SHOP!

Hey everyone, I just wanted to inform you that after 2 great years I will be leaving Akron Ink and going to take the head piercing position at 252 Tattoo In Columbia Station. I know for some of my cus...
Posted by Mr. Holepunch on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:29:00 PST

Under 18?

Here's a great story from a young person who decided to go to "one of those" shops to get his ear pierced, you know the kind that pierce underage people w/o their parents permission. I always say if t...
Posted by Mr. Holepunch on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 06:13:00 PST

PS

My Beard is gone....
Posted by Mr. Holepunch on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 04:11:00 PST

My Car Battery Died...

Cuz I lefft my lights on. AAA is on the way, In the meantime I'm taking a survey... Do you snore while you're sleeping?On occasionHow many pillows do you use?3 or 4How do you sleep? Side? Back? S...
Posted by Mr. Holepunch on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:48:00 PST

New Years Week

I went to NYC for new years and stayed in the kitchen of Mitch's tiny lil 2 bedroom hallway in the East Villiage. It was prety sweet cuz Mitch and Nick already lived there and then Matt, George, and L...
Posted by Mr. Holepunch on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:27:00 PST

Paris Hilton is an ugly....

I dont understand why people are so infatuated with Paris Hilton. I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but... Im sorry I dont get it. She is a creepy, mousy, lazy eye having, mis-shapen-bodied...
Posted by Mr. Holepunch on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 10:25:00 PST

Holidays Suck

So, halloween just went by and even the night that I went to the store to get makeup and stuff for a costume the clerks were putting up the christmas displays! Correct me if Im wrong, but traditionaly...
Posted by Mr. Holepunch on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:52:00 PST

LATE FOR WORK!

wow, I just had the best morning ever... well it started off sucking the big one but it greatly improved. First off Sprint jacked up my phone bill somthing fearce (it was almost $700) because they had...
Posted by Mr. Holepunch on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:27:00 PST