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P&SF

I should be disgraced...

About Me

Why are you reading my profile? You already know you don't like me, and don't want to talk to me, and don't share the same interests as me, so you may as well move on to another profile. I'm nothing like you, you're nothing like me, and it's better that way. You and I won't ever get along, because, let's be honest: you're already thinking of some clever message to send to me that will "put me in my place" and show me how much better than I that you are. Well, guy, I hate to break it to you, but about 2,305,675,352,678,385 other people already beat you to it... So as I said before... just move on, save us both the hassle.
I don't like things that suck, such as White Chicks (the movie), Drawn Together, Panic at the Disco, Jamba Juice, Hollister, etc., and I try to avoid them altogether. For a list of things I DO like, see the section to the left...
Anyways, should you feel the need to talk to me, don't bother... I'm a jerk, a grouch, an asshole, an... well, you get the picture.
Oh, and don't forget to buy my new CD...

My Interests

Everything except alcohol. Sorry if you're into it and you're one of those people who CAN'T STAND people who don't drink, and you are unable to comprehend the notion of having a good time without involving alcohol. I don't have anything against people who drink, lots of my friends do, but don't give me a hard time for not doing it. I don't give you a hard time when you hand me my fries and they're cold... I just kindly ask you to remake them, that's all.

Other than that, I mostly work, so I have little time for anything else. I like playing video games (old and new), eating spicy food, creating designs in Illustrator, and other sorts of nerd things that you wouldn't understand because, well, let's face it: you're just TOO cool for me.

I also write, and play bass in my spare time. But I have very little of that, so I'm good at neither activity. Swimming, reading, and drawing are on the list too.

I'd like to meet:

Portia de Rossi

Music:

The Lawrence Arms

Alkaline Trio

Curl Up And Die

Bleeding Through

Streetlight Manifesto

As I Lay Dying

Dance Hall Crashers

The Loved Ones

The Black Dahlia Murder

New Found Glory

Movies:

Sunshine

Snatch

The Prestige

L.A. Confidential

Crank

Blind Date

Out Cold

Pitch Black

Boondock Saints

Back to the Future

Serenity

Television:

Man vs. Wild

Mythbusters

Arrested Development

The Office

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Books:

The First Days Of School

A People's History of the United States

The Master and Margarita

America: The Book

Prey

The Lost World

Jurassic Park

The Stand

A Brief History of Time

The Harry Potter Series