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Mikey Gilz

Am I the only one who wants to fuck the Snorg t-shirt girl?

About Me

This is what I do.Wolfpac, Philadelphia Hallowicked

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My Interests

Slowly becoming obsessive compulsive about keeping my shoes odor free. This involves changing my socks 3 times a day, and odor eaters, changed bi weekly.

I'd like to meet:

Me 7 years ago. and give him the rundown of what's up.

Movies:

Let me say how badass It's going to be when Vin Deisel and The Rock make a movie together. I've started telling people already about how the world will end when these two fight. Can you imagine the sheer terror these two will evoke from the public when they trade punches? It would be like a freight trane punching a tidal wave, both of which are wrapped inside a hurricane, stuck in a black hole. That's how powerful those punches will be. If you don't believe me... you're wrong.

Heroes:

Vego the Carpathian

My Blog

Mikey Gilz goes to see ATMOSPHERE

Last night was the Atmosphere show. For those of you who dont know who Atmosphere is. It is a rap group that consists of Slug on vox, and Ant on beats. Their shows always bring in a good amount of att...
Posted by Mikey Gilz on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 05:14:00 PST

Alexander owes me time.

I would like to start off by saying that I LOVE!!!! War movies. There is nothing that I like to see in a movie more than seeing someones head get decapitated in battle by the hands of another man........
Posted by Mikey Gilz on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 01:32:00 PST

Beer, Fights, Puking, Cops.... Must have been hanging with Timmy Gilz again.

As I sit here and start writing this at 8:55 am on sunday morning. I'm already feeling the reprocussions from last night. My skull is too small for the demon inside trying to pound his way out. My le...
Posted by Mikey Gilz on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 07:04:00 PST

Dj can't drive. A true story, by a true man.

The time is roughly 3 weeks ago to the day.  I know what you're saying "But Mike, If it's 3 weeks ago to the day, then it's not roughly, it's exactly".... Fuck off. Anyway.  I had just move...
Posted by Mikey Gilz on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 02:00:00 PST

The truth about Herpes commercials

It all starts off with an unbelievably gorgeous girl doing something outdoors with her boyfriend, usually rock climbing or riding a bike, possibly even cayaking. She's having a great time doing everyt...
Posted by Mikey Gilz on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:51:00 PST

What I would picture as a perfect day

 I was thinking today about a "perfect day" and what it would entail.  So to me, this is what a perfect day would be. I would wake up alone at exactly 1:37 in the afternoon to th...
Posted by Mikey Gilz on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 12:32:00 PST

Gilman goes to an Oriole Game

Forewarning: This story is kinda long, and incriminating.  Since I've moved back from Pa, i've done pretty much one thing..... Caught up on a lot of drinking that I missed out on in Md.  T...
Posted by Mikey Gilz on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 07:23:00 PST