Swearing in Russia and Iraq |
If your going on holiday to Russia or Iraq these might come in handy. I got them off me mate Igor Vladimirinovski (@facebook)Russian Swearing Pustit po pizde = To smear in cunt , as in "you've...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:39:00 GMT |
Working with Autism day 2 |
Working with Autism day 2
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Today we have no teacher and 1 member of staff is ill, Welsh boy is playing up and whinn...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:47:00 GMT |
Working with Autism |
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I work as a Learning Support Assistant in an autistic school, my class has 4 10 year old boys (last week th...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:26:00 GMT |
Poetry Festival - Here for a couple of weeks |
Hitching
Gutted, as im heading
into the sunset
The open autobahn
in front of me,
Behind me, Dr Bruce Banner
With his thumb out.
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:58:00 GMT |
Jokes from the barmouth |
A lesbian goes to weight watchers for the 1st time and the leader of the group says "right ladies and gents you are what you eat"
The leza stands up and says "are you calling me a cunt ?"
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Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 05:56:00 GMT |
Monkeys using spears and laser weapons |
Being on holiday and having far too much time on my hands, no phone and having the internet ive found some juicy news snippets for you to digest.
Monkeys gettin tooled up !
Chimpa...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 04:54:00 GMT |
What i miss on the outside |
Well being in here makes you really appreciate the little thing that are mandatory and sometimes mundane on the outside. What id give to be able to put my feet up with "take a break" in one hand...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 07:47:00 GMT |
Tw*t Ratings of the house mates |
Well folks its not been a good couple of days here in the house - on Sat i forgot to wrap my ounce of rocky before i stached it up my anus and ive been fucked up eversince. Didnt wanna take me p...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:56:00 GMT |
camera's AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
Cant write much - the fuckerz are on to me !
Theyve threatend us with anal probes cos Dirk cot caught inserting his laptop back up his arse innit.
More in a bit
Sayerz
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:00:00 GMT |
Crystal Methin wiv Donny |
Well ive been in here for 24h and already im gaggin for a AK47, this rocky isnt enough to keep me mellow and away from my Jet Li alter ego. Need to massage my aura innit
Had a laugh last night, ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 13:57:00 GMT |
