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Heaths

Cut out your lying tongue and we'll call this a tie

About Me


I WANT TO KISS YOU ON THE MOUTH AND TELL YOU I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN
Heather is actually one of the best people you could ever wish to stumble across, in further detail however; she’s just a bit cool and is obsessed with many amazing things such as KULA SHAKER and reading glamour magazine whilst she sups on an exceedingly strong mug of coffee.
She’s presently working her ass off at the University of Leeds; studying English with theology…watch this space as she will become an accomplished author…who will sell trillions of books. I advise you make friends with her now in order to cash in on her future success!
When she’s not busy working on essays into the early mornings she holds down a fantastic and rewarding job in pound land. With the money she earns from this she can be found spending it on rent for her Leeds flat [which she presently shares with an equally amazing girl], or going out for a couple of bevy’s with her many chums and boyfriend Dougie. If you ever buy Heather drinks make sure it has NO ice. She can usually be seen drinking rose wine or Guinness, or both…just because she can…and to be quite honest she could drink you under the table.
You’ll only ever see Heather out in the coolest places, where she likes to dance until the small hours and she can usually remember what she’s been up to. Don’t cross this cool chick as she will break her jewellery on your face should she feel you need it. Not that she’s inherently violent, she’s just rood to people who deserve it.
When she’s not in Leeds, she’s in her true home of Ramsbottom where she has quite possibly the smallest bedroom you’ll ever see, however it’s actually very cool and ram jam full of 20 years worth of stuff. She shares her beautiful home with her mint family. She’s the oldest of 3 and is a well good sister. She also makes a brilliant taxi driver to her family/friends in what is her superb car, who is named Mona.
Heather can usually be found daydreaming, reading highly intelligent books or listening to proper good music.
Now, Heather glows with grace and glamour and stun everyone in her smart sophistication. All that and a sense of humour too, who could ask for anything more?
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My Interests



Dreaming
Day-dreaming
Being nice
Being rood to people who deserve it
Dancing...
Singing...
Yeah, I'm kul...

Do not read beauty magazines they will only make you feel ugly..

Except
GLAMOUR
(obviously)

Heather will go to jail for ...

Making lewd ginger bread men and giving them to carolers at Christmas

'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
Heather --
[adjective]:

Insatiable to the point of crazy

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

You Are 40% Boyish and 60% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

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I'd like to meet:



These beautiful Kula Shaker men..

Lots of people like this particularly sexy pink-haired woman...
.Laugh.Out.Loud.

AND..

Music:



Movies:

ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND
Four Weddings & A Funeral
Amelie
When Harry Met Sally
The Crow
Closer
Sliding Doors
Fern Gully

Television:

Sex & the City
Friends
Frasier
Top Gear
Time Team
Scrubs
Home Improvement!

Books:

JANE EYRE
Oryx & Crake
The Blind Assassin
Wuthering Heights
Little Women
Bridget Jones' Diary
Pride & Prejudice
The Loving Ghosts
The Monster Garden

Heroes:



"She lowered the tone of my life..." Another Shirley classic... haha, thumbs up mother...

My Blog

Dear Heather (be nicer than you are to mofoDan)..

Dear Heather, You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ for you. I would get your name tattooed on my ___...
Posted by Heaths on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:58:00 PST

Cos I'm bored.. and kul obviously..

Put your music player on shuffle.Press forward for each question.Use the song title as the answer to the question even if they don't make sense. You'll be surprised though.NO CHEATINGHow am I feeling ...
Posted by Heaths on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 12:31:00 PST

How He Wrote Elastica Man

Why Heather loves Elastica.. man..Sweetness and light, I don't want to fight you but I don't want to listen to liesAnd in a dress too smallTo be a dress at allIs it hard to stop?I think you're faking-...
Posted by Heaths on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:29:00 PST

Snow :)

  The view from my bedroom window.. how sad that I stopped what I was doing to take this photo??...
Posted by Heaths on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 01:35:00 PST