the guy who writes these: www.baldguygreetings.com, old Rebels (this was my high school mascot, which was changed from the controversial Confederate Rebel to the friendlier Revolutionary War Rebel - I'm not making this up), rebellious old Wheatonites (coincidentally, also with a controversial mascot - the Crusaders - which I believe has since been changed to the Thunder, which is just funny), people who like cheese, people who like me...yes, I have decided that those are the people I want to meet in life: people who like me.