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Chris

Beware of the milky pirate!

About Me


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So everything is now set in place and out of my control. I wanted to make sure everything was set in stone before I made this bulletin. I'M MOVING!! I've accepted a job supporting a new Microsoft Data Center in Quincy Washington and I moving out to Moses Lake. I leave in exactly 7 days and I have no idea when I'm coming back. I'll still be on myspace I guess but won't be making regular trips back to the city.Tomorrow morning I leave for Moses Lake to put a deposit down on a rental house. I'll be on or around Bainbridge on Saturday night and Sunday then in training in Seattle for that entire next week. My training schedule is a bit involved so I don't normally have much energy to hang out after I get done, I'll be packing all my shit up that week as well.I will be trying to make it to Bens birthday party that friday night before I leave but can make no guaruntees seeing how I'll have to have all my stuff packed up and ready to leave the next morning.It's been fun and wish all my friends here in the PNW the best of luck. I'll stay in contact (E-mail, myspace, phone, AIM).PeaceChris Neill [email protected] .. batmanbeatch Cell: (206) 972-5814PS. I luv lamp.
Back in the 1980's, I was the toast of Wall Street. I was having whiskey with Boesky and cookies with Milken. But then, I was diagnosed with terminal boneitis. There was no cure at the time. One drug company was close but I arranged a hostile takeover and sold off all the assets. Made a cool hundred mil. Naturally I froze myself until a cure was found. Now here I am, ready to sleaze my way back to the top, 80's style!
So, i am running a multimedia business on Bainbridge Island and i'm asking myself why don't i own a modeling agency? I have lots of contacts up and down the west coast, and i have all the necessary resources availible. From there i went on a research binge to find out everything about commercial modeling and found out that i really could start my own modeling agency. Here i am, the proud owner of modelsinseattle.com coming soon to a commercial scene near you!
Get bent!
Other than that garbage i pretty much just work. Some might call me a workaholic, but i think of it more as an addiction to money? And not even so much because i want lots of it, but having lots of money will allow me to live out all my daily ADD impulses without negative repercusions. Yeah i can't spell.
I graduated form a technical college not a University. So, i work for Siemens in Seattle for Washington Mutual. I own and operate Digital Evolutions, http://www.digievo.com , Models In Seattle, http://www.modelsinseattle.com , and am working with some artists in the northwest to create a portal to seattle area hip hop, www.localhiphop.net . So i'm a dork who likes to run businesses. I also enjoy making hip hop beats, and flowing, but i can't DJ....
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My Interests



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Owning business, starting business, hip hop, web design, networking, driving, working on my car, working in seattle, photography, computer networking, school, multimedia, hi-tech toys, adventures, trips, anchient civilizations, research, and crusin

TPD!!

I'd like to meet:



All; Martin Luther, The Pope, Master P, The Wu-Tang Clan, Sun Tzu, Archemities, Socrates, Plato, Bruce Lee, GWB, Queen Elizibeth II, Napolean, Abraham Lincon, Jesus, Scarlet Johansen, dave chappell, dane cook, pee wee herman, Mr. Rogers, Matt G, The cast of ATHF, Samuel L Jackson, Tom Cruise, Cindy Crawford, Angelina Joile, and i guess jack black. Chris's God Damned Friends List! Chris has 10509457 Friend's - Yeah that's right! Jason

Kevan - aka lil bro

cLoC aka my music

Tristan aka REX aka Fire Kicker

Jen

Stacy

Jura

Mandy

Jack in the Box

Rex Crestron

Will Smith

Nathan

McKenzie

Jackie

Homie

Jersey Girl

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Music:



cLoC
Bringin 'Em Back to the Truest Form of the Art!

Styles of Beyond!

2pac, BIG, wu-tang, atmoshere, RJD2, West side connection, low budget, miller bay productions, crtv dstrcn, mega death, etc.
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MY MUSIC

Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...

How Will You Die?

MY RESULT: Silent But Deadly Ninjas


Treat the world with aggression, and the world will be just as aggressive to you - in the form of ninjas.

Don’t wanna be killed? Ward off your death as long as possible by knowing your four D’s of ninja defense: destructive weapons, dazzling displays, disorienting your opponents, and digging a hole in the ground and hoping they can’t find you.

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What's Your Secret Talent?

MY RESULT: Reading People's Minds


Bet you already knew that, right?

There’s not really any point in explaining any more of this to you, since you probably already know what we’d say. But if you’re one of those non-believers, who’s still not even sure you have ESP, we recommend you open your mind and start exploring your new-found talent. Great places to start: phone conversations with your crush, final exam week, and, of course, “Jeopardy.”

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What Are Your Politics?

MY RESULT: Fascist Dictator


Aren’t you a tough cookie! Do us all a favor and never run for office. We’re big fans of our freedom and, you know, not being dead.

A quick word about fascist dictators: there aren't too many of them left. That's because most of them were deported, thrown in jail or shot in the head. So if you're pretty set on this take-over-the-world-at-all-costs scheme, we suggest you do it behind closed doors.

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Movies:

21 Monkeys, Brazil, Pie, Planet of the Apes (org), star wars (org), the matrix trilogy, transformers, basketball, orgazmo, 1941, billy madison, happy gillmore, the ladies man, anchorman, 40 year old virgin, wedding crashers, the big lebowski, master and commander, the girl next door, sunshine spotless mind, dogma, topgun, the ballad of ricky bobby, PCU, the island, the aviator, run ronnie run

Television:


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adopt your own virtual pet!

cartoons: futurama, family guy, aqua teen hunger force, sealab 2021, simpsons, and Entourage, the Sopranos, Erie Indiana, S.B.S.P. , and Carnival.

Books:

One flew over the coo coo's nest, a peoples history of the united states of america, platos assorted works, the art of war, A breif History of the Universe, Math Books, Assorted MCSE test books, History, and Comics!

Heroes:



My Blog

Moving Out!

So everything is now set in place and out of my control.  I wanted to make sure everything was set in stone before I made this bulletin.  I'M MOVING!! I've accepted a job supporting a new Mi...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 07:48:00 PST

Strategic Resource Reallocation

I'm sick of being so damned confused all the time.  I've determined that the fact that I over analyize everything at all times completely destroys my sanity.  Damn this impulsivity.  Ju...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:27:00 PST

F'n Crazy

I'm going fuckin nuts!  I've been at work since 10:30pm last night and it's now after 1pm the next day and time is dragging ass!  It could be that i've had practically nothing to eat and abo...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:18:00 PST

ABCs Random answers survey

A - Available: singleA - Age: 25A - Annoyance: stupid people B - Best feature: nut sackB - Beer: fuck yeah!B - Birthday: october 27 C - Crush: you know who you areC - Car: 03 mitsu eclipseC - Candy: ...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 12:02:00 PST

Some God Damned Surveys!!

FIVE YEARS AGO today... How old were you?20 Where did you go to school?Bainbridge Island Where did you live?Bainbridge Island How was your hair style?Shaved with a number 2 Did you wear glasses?no Who...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:10:00 PST

Self Education

To anyone that has discussed/argued with me about thier beliefs of the world and the way it came to be: I'm starting a new hobby of self education that I hope will help me evolve my logic and strategy...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 09:47:00 PST

WAR

Be forewarned this will only make sence to those who have taken the same steps towards the same light as I have... It's time to battle ladies and gentlemen.  I'm entering what feels like the last...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 10:41:00 PST

About Myself Vol. 1

Hello All, I realize that only about 100 of you know me or have met me before so i thought i'd issue a real about me section instead of my rant on my profile.  For those of you who know me you wi...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 02:00:00 PST

Jesus and J-Easy

Easy used to be crazy! Hell yeah low budget!   Remember Sea-Town Zeus?...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 09:45:00 PST

Drunken Casey Passed Out On My Floor

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Posted by Chris on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 02:11:00 PST