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Pineapple Jack, bitches!

Give me your house! Or I'll cut off your penis and balls!

About Me

Hey, my name is Jack. I'm Scottish and German. Most people think im irish with the red hair but i do like the alcohol they have. People that have known me since Jefferson Elementry know that i could be awkwards at sometimes. Since then i have promised myself to not be a shutin for the rest of my life and enjoy livin it. My life has been getting better so far. Ive met new people that i will hopefully will still talk to and hang out with in the future. So enjoy my page. :)

My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jack Malcolm Deluca
Birthday: 01/14/1988
Birthplace: Redondo Beach
Current Location: Redondo
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Orange. NOT RED!!
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right. Left is jealous
Your Heritage: Scottish & German (maybe Russian)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Rainbows
Your Weakness: Not doing what i want to do
Your Fears: The future with the whole terrorism thing. America will still rule all!
Your Perfect Pizza: Pineapple and Candanian Bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting a job/car and losin weight
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Lawl
Thoughts First Waking Up: why am i naked in this ice chest?
Your Best Physical Feature: My hair
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: Pops
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Carl's Jr
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Oreo
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: Only Cigars
Do you Swear: Yeah
Do you Sing: Yes, maybe i should be in a band and do lead vocals??
Do you Shower Daily: Yep
Have you Been in Love: Yep
Do you want to go to College: Yep, and major in AWESOMENESS
Do you want to get Married: Yes, 2 kids. Boy and a girl
Do you belive in yourself: Of course i do baby, im the Tyrant!!
Do you get Motion Sickness:&..39;
Do you think you are Attractive: Yeah
Are you a Health Freak: Ha ha. (anybody from school should know that)
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, its is called the "Boner"
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep, only a cigar
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope, but those goldfish crackers will get ya!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope, sounds good though
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yep, in the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Nope
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Lightsabers, bitches!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: "Awesome-O" the guy who is awesome.
What country would you most like to Visit: England Russia France Germany Italy and Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Anything
Favourite Hair Color: Anything
Short or Long Hair: dont care
Height: dont care
Weight: dont care
Best Clothing Style: Normal
Number of Drugs I have taken: Does Ritalin count?
Number of CDs I own: 200
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: I want a scorpion Tatto like my Pop
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

I'd like to meet:

Dave Chapelle, Matt Stone & Trey Parker, Any president of the United States, and Christpher Walken. Chistoper Walken is hilarious on SNL when he guest-stars. Conan O'Brian. Jebus and Buddamohadah Akuna Ma Ta TA

Music:

Franz Ferdinand, Foo-Fighter, Nine Inch Nails, Alter Bridge, Pantera, Creed, The Darkness, Velvet Revolver, Korn, Slipknot, Kanye West, System Of A Down, Audioslave, Avenged Sevenfold, Beck, Coldplay, D12, Eminem, Default, Incubus, Interpol, Jack Johnson, Led Zeppelin, Louis Armstong, Lou Bega, Keith Urban, Johnny Cash, Maroon 5, Nelly, Queens Of The Stone Age, P.O.D., Pink Floyd, Rage Against The Machine, Santana, Chevelle, Green Day, Jane's Addiction, Lifehouse, Linkin Park, Metallica, Modest Mouse, My Chemical Romance, Switchfoot, Seether, Weezer, U2.

Movies:

James Bond Movies, Harry Potter series, Rush Hour, Rocky, Men In Black 1 & 2, Terminator series, scary Movie series,pirates of the carribean, Star Wars Series, Transformers: The Movie, The Crow, Joe and Max, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, S.W.A.T., Freddy vs. Jason, Canadian Bacon, The Hunted, The Incredibles, Spider-man 1 & 2, BLADE 1-3, Be Cool, Blade Runner, Team America: World Police and Wedding Crashers.

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Perfect Hair Forever, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law, American Dad, King Of The Hill, Seinfield, South Park, History Channel, Fuse TV, VH1, The Boondocks, Supernatural, My Name Is Earl, The Office (U.S.), Boston Legal, The Cosby Show, Night Court, The Jeffersons, Love Boat, CHIPS, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Wanted, Chappele's Show, Quantam Leap, The Critic.

Books:

Graphic Novels mostly, yeah....bet u all would like to have a president who would actually say that shakespere was a douche bag to the public. Cause the public does know that, but they dont have the balls to say it. Well i do.

Heroes:

Martin Luther King Jr. ( i would not be able to have had many diferent friends from various race backgrounds if it were not for him)..

My Blog

Another Update

Yeah so its been a while since i posted a new blog. Yeah lots of changes. Like people are still suprised that i did graduate and im like "Yeah well i am too". But with other stuff I have a job now, so...
Posted by Pineapple Jack, bitches! on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:31:00 PST

Update

Hey everyone. Man its been along time since i updated. Well im probably gonna join the navy. The job that i will have is the language specilist on deck. Things that i probably will major is law, ...
Posted by Pineapple Jack, bitches! on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 10:07:00 PST

Just Improved My Page

My summer has been the bomb. My July 4th sucked though. Finished summer school today with like 161, not much but SCROC will definitely help in getting me to graduate. Started to work out at Gold's Gym...
Posted by Pineapple Jack, bitches! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Woe summer!!!

TGIS!!! thank god its summer. I have been waiting for this for along time. I guess everyone has too. Oh boy, im gonna make this one count. So if u see me or i see u say hi and ill say hi back to ...
Posted by Pineapple Jack, bitches! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Doin work

Well im doin my hw for shores yaeh thats it. Those damn Jamster commercials are fucking annoying!
Posted by Pineapple Jack, bitches! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Taco Bell advise

Tonight i just had the mexican nacho food bowl. And it was finger ling-ling good! I feel better now
Posted by Pineapple Jack, bitches! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Del-Taco fish taco advise

if u are gonna by that make sure u r by a restroom. i was in the crapper all day. And becauseof that i missed my CISCO class!!
Posted by Pineapple Jack, bitches! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ADULT SWIM!!!!

Robot Chicken, fuckin rules! its hilarious
Posted by Pineapple Jack, bitches! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Being bored

It just really sucks not doing anything all wkend! but wtf Im an American
Posted by Pineapple Jack, bitches! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

kneehigh park song

Stinky the Grump's song: I don't believe your pappy. He may be rich, but he ain't happy Sure he works hard and you want to be him but when's the last time you got to see'm? He works hard, ...
Posted by Pineapple Jack, bitches! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST