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29 RANDOM THINGS PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT YOU.
1. My friends and I are... well... we're kind of a big deal...
2. I can make my legs look broken.
3. I smoke like a chimney.
4. My most frequently ordered drink is a glass of riesling, followed by an amaretto sour if they don't have wine.
5. My most frequently taken shot is a Purple Hooter.
6. I hate needles and will leave the room if the giving of a shot comes on the telly.
7. I jump out of hiding places and scare people a lot.
8. I really hate talking on the phone and checking my voice mail. So, since I prolly won't answer the phone or check my voice mail til a month after a person has left a message, the surest way to get in touch with me is to just send me a text. I have unlimited text messaging for a reason:)
9. I think over-sized clothes look foolish on people.
10. It's a slow-going thing to piss me off, but run if you do. I'll grab whatever's handy:)
11. I've wrecked more cars than most people thrice my age.
12. I can hit a quarter sized target at thirty yards when throwing a knife.
13. My friends are ALL hot beyond the telling of it...
14. I've been known to give the right phone number to people, just a digit off... on purpose.
15. I've also changed my phone number twice in the past to avoid talking to someone.
16. I can eat A LOT. People that know me think I have a tape worm. In fact, that's one of my nick-names.
17. I'm quick to show it if I don't like someone. I've told these people to throw themselves from tall buildings... and meant it.
18. It's rare that I dislike a person, though. As long as I can respect them, I generally like them.
19. I fall asleep in the shower a lot.
20. I do butt/leg lifts while brushing my teeth in an effort to consolidate steps in my routine.
21. I also do those while smoking a cigarette so I won't feel so bad about the cancer.
22. I've fired an Uzi, an AK-47 and a Mack 10. Don't ask:)
23. I do NOT run unless I am being chased.
24. I think a shaved head is fucking HOT.
25. I refuse to go anywhere until I've had a shower and a cigarette.
26. My current most used expressions are: "He'll be strong." and "That fucking douche-bag..." and "You like that shit, don't you?"
27. I like to switch up my accents for variation and for my amusement.
28. Like Mandy, I think a man that wears glasses is frikkin SEXY as all hell.
29. I find it difficult to see fault in people I care about and will defend them til I'm blue in the face. Even when I know, objectively, that I'm wrong for doing so.

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