This section gets updated regularly..IM:onegoldtoot.
Notice anything wierd about my "friends list?" there are no females, and never will be. Things you couldnt possibly know about me.. I love the smell of vitamins, old books and fresh nikes. If you would have asked me if I would be working this much two years ago, I may have pissed myself laughing at you. I have never be accused of being a sweetheart, or a nice guy. Honesty is my worst quality, and the truth hurts, so don't ask me what I think. I have been told I have quite the dirty mouth, i have dropped F bombs in nursing homes, churches, all kinds of fuckin places. I have been stabbed in the back by lots of people, so you wont be next. I enjoy super taky vintage tv trays. I've been in and out of school for over 20 years, and i cant do anything cool like fly a plane, or change a timing belt, fix a cell phone, or do surgery..shit i still mispell words sometimes. Actually, the most important thing ive learned, is you'll never make shit working for someone else. I have a terrible addiction to Vicks nasal spray, and jackets even though I live in a tropical region. I will bet I have more jackets than you no matter where you live. I sweat through my clothes four to five times a week before 9am and i never work out. I paint almost everyday, but never on canvas. Walls baby, walls.(but not limited to) Therefore, i always have paint on me in places you can see but i cant and places i can see, but dont bother scrubbing off. TV commercials give me headaches, so i only watch things off my DVR. When im ahead, I still work like im behind. There is a 90% chance I have more shoes than you, none of them are skippies. The first thing i notice about a person is their shoes. I am also pretty good at acting like I am listening to you. I catch flys 90% of the times i try.(swoop sideways) I collect robot photos. My wife cooks better than your anything. Loose lips sink ships. I bowl my weight,183. I throw away more songs in a week than you will ever write. I do math in the fog of my steamed glass shower door daily. I watch tv in my tub where i spend far far far too much time drinking homemade whiskey out of a large mason jar with a handle. My urine smells like honey nut cheerios more times than not. I have had crab(bisque,cakes) at every local restaurant that has it, and have had em in seattle, sanfran, malibu, denver, florida, new orleans etc. so im somewhat a crab critic. I've realized that there's no crab quite like louisiana. the first live show i ever went to was Huey Lewis and the News. I am very grateful for everything i have and hate you for having everything i dont..just sayin. I have no plan-B. I love crawfish more than I love you. No, im not gonna look at your profile, and no, im not gonna listen to your shitty band. Im not sayin i'm qualified to tell you whats cool, but i promise...you arent.
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