I figured instead of writing some boring ass drivel about myself, I'd leave it to the people who know me the best to tell you about me. Take it away folks...
STEPHANIE ( Also known as: Henny McEmu, Skittles, Stiffie, and best friend since 8th grade. )
" About Julie? Well, I've known her for like.. somewhere around eight years or so, give or take a few months, weeks, days, etc. We can still remember the first thing we ever said to one another. I asked her what the day was. She answered with Monday. I said, "Oo wrestling's on!" and we've been best friends ever since. There's a lot to be said about Julie that wouldn't fit on any sized web page, so I'll attempt to make this short and sweet.
When I first met her, she wasn't at all like she is today. She was sweet, kind and friendly towards just about everyone. Then I came into her life and implanted my vicious ways into her head and now she's the perfection of how a human being should act... or at least I think so! I know it wasn't all my doing but I know I played ( and still play ) a major role in that! But she loves it and so do I. I'm getting side tracked. Anyway, Julie is the best kind of friend anyone could ever have. Seriously. To me, she is my standard of the best, best friend ever. She's always there for you no matter what. You could feel as low as lava and she's right there burning with you just to make sure you're not doing it alone. We've been through a lot together. From the shit my father put me through, me moving ten billion different times because it seemed like no one wanted me around for very long, to her own family problems. But through it all, we came out standing on top with our feathers fluffed and cameras attached to our hands.
Julie is also the best person to turn to for advice because what she says is the God honest truth. She never bullshits anyone. She always tells it like it is, how it is and how it's going to be. And it's just in your best interest to shut up and listen to what she says because in the end, you're going to kick yourself in the fact for realizing just how right she was to begin with.
I am her Hen and she is my Cock. She is a sister to me. Blood. Family. Someone I can truly be myself around without hiding or pretending to be someone I'm not. She's honestly the best thing that's happened to me and the only person I know that will always be there with me. I love Julie to death and I can honestly say that I would take a bullet for her and die for her if it came down to it because she is that important to me. You fuck with her, you fuck with me and fucking with us is never a good thing. So to wrap this up? Julie, I fucking love you and you know what? We need another fucking play date, bitch. :* "
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MIA ( Also known as: Terror Twin, Miadoodle, Sikki and Mini Sixx. )
" So... About Julie? About My Terror Twin? About This Super Great Girl I've Known For An Obscene Amount Of Time?
Yeah, I can do that.
I first started talking to Julie when I was... Twelve? Yeah I'm seventeen now. How 'bout that shit. In that time, loads of friends have come and gone but she's stayed. She lives two states away and we don't see each other nearly often enough, but she's stayed. I don't know what to say about Julie really. She changes hair colors as often, if not more, as I do. That automatically makes her awesome. She listens to great music and appears to be a proud proponent of polygamy. I'm not sure how many husbands she has at this point, but who really cares? Not me.
We write stupid stories, say stupid shit, take stupid pictures, but have more fun than most people would have in fuckin' Disney World. If you want to go to a show with us, you should bring protective head gear. Perhaps knee pads too. You still won't beat me in an Unbreakable Knee fight though. Ask Julie. I run that shit.
Julie for President 2008 or something. "
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MARLENA ( Also known as: 'Bana, Leira, Mrs V, Leibanaramma, Leibanamorrison. )
" The Punk to my Cabana.
Honestly, Julie is one person I absolutely love to death. We haven't known each other for a long time but I'd do anything for her. She's fun to talk to, always knows how to put people in a good mood and her sense of humor is amazing (if you can relate, if not your fuckin' loss) She's intellegent, even though she'd deny that to the depths of hell and back; she's an incredible girl and is better than you for more reasons than just the painfully obvious.
She's one person I can trust, go to and I know she won't do the typical "it's okay honey" bullshit when it clearly isn't. She shoots straight, doesn't hold back and I love that about her. Friends for a couple of years yet she's one of the most important people in my life. One of my best friends, the CM to my 'Bana, and the one person who I'd go through anything for. Two - three years down, a lifetime to go. BOOI. "
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RISSA ( Also know as: LP, Life Partner, El Peezie and "GO FLY A KITE." )
What is there to say about Julie that hasn't been already said? But I guess I can go on and let you know what Julie just so happens to be my hetero life partner for a reason that is pretty darn complicated, but at least in our hearts it makes sense. When I first met Julie it was through a friend of a friend on GJ while and we instantly hit it off becoming more than just online buddies. Enough to go out to New Hampshire and meet her not once but a couple of times. She's one of those people that know what a true friend is. She'll speak her mind and let you know if you are doing something stupid. She'll hurt your feelings, but she knows it is what is best for you and that is why I love her because she'll never lie to me. She has actually been there for me more times than any other friend I have had. Even though right now we have actually grown apart and like different things. Also, the one thing we did seem to have in common is right now on our shitlist - so it works out that we might just start to get along again, but at least I know I haven't lost one of my most important/amazing/talented/beautiful inside and out persons in my life. So to make a long story short.....AND THAT IS WHY YOU ARE MY LIFE PARTNER!
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ASHLEY ( Also known as: Ted Theodore Logan. )
"What is the meaning of life? *clears throat* EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN. LIKE EVERY NIGHT HAS IT'S DAWN. LIKE EVERY COWBOY SINGS A SAD, SAD SONG. *glares at Death* EVERY ROSE... HAS IT'S THORN!" How does that explain most exilentness of Julie? No, no. Really, over the past, what now? Two? Three years? Some kind of weird, random rockstar-like friendship has been made. I can clearly say Julie is not some glitter wearing, egotistical fairy. I will not say that Julie is a twat. But I will say Julie is an amazing woman who even though she can be a little c-u-n-t sometimes, it's worth being her friend. She might just be the only person who knows just as much, if not more about the love of 80s hair bands. But that's not all there is to her. She really is there and listens and yells at you when you put yourself down and says, "ASSHOLE, YOU CAN DO IT!" and in her own sick and mean way, she says it out of love. And that's all I have for Julie. Lots and lots of love. I love you, Bill! *air guitar*"
VICKY ( Also known as: Lefty, Vicky Steel, My "sister", and countless other nicknames. )
My Sista from Mista Steel, Righty.
I met Julie by our mutual adoration for a certain man I lovingly call Haysoos. I pray to him on Mondays.
I don't think I've ever met anybody who makes me laugh as much as she does. Seriously. At least, someone not named George Carlin, who's fucking awesome btw.
We have so many inside jokes, I can just stop right now and think of one and burst out laughing for 10 minutes. Anyone who can make me laugh at a root canal is pretty amazing.
Julie can be sarcastic, downright mean if you piss her off (something we have in common), and really honest... especially when you don't need to hear it.
But if you're lucky enough that she doesn't hate you, the good outweighs the bad. She's super sweet, ridiculously witty, and she'll have your back if you need it. She's like a young Sophia Petrillo, really. LOL.
She makes me stay online laughing my ass off hours after I've vowed to go to bed. I wouldn't trade her for the world... or ram into her. <3
