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I'M SICK OF THIS WORLD AND IT'S PEOPLES' MINDLESS GAMES.

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Music:

Pink Floyd, Peter Gabriel, The Beatles, James Taylor and Led Zeppelin, Fleetwood Mac, hornsbey, journey, The Eagles, Jimmy Buffett, George Clinton and Parliament, U2, Duran Duran, The Goo Goo Dolls, jack johnson, coldplay, john mayer, lifehouse, The Fray, Ben Harper, hoobastank, Dillon Fence, Edwin McCain, five for fighing, Seven Mary 3, Incubus, tHE pOSTALsERVICE, matchbox 20, Creed, maroon five and so on.i have a true love for SLIPKNOT and SYSTEM OF A DOWN. i also listen to DEFTONES, Stone Sour, TOOL, A PERFECT CIRCLE, NICKELBACK, KORN, SOIL, TAPROOT, STAIND, OTEP, Seether, DYING FETUS,Finch, EVANESCENCE, FEAR FACTORY, BLACK SABBATH, OZZY ,WHITE ZOMBIE/ ROB ZOMBIE, SEVENDUST, fuck punk, fuck easy listening unless im just as depressed as they were when they wrote that shit and in that case i like some counrty such as Alan Jackson, keith whittley, Rascal Flats, George Strait, Pat Green,Keith Urban, nickel creek and alison kraussi also like Outcast, Beyonce, Jay Z, the first kid rock, eminem, Sublime, Phish, bloodhound gand, Pink and NOdoubt

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I have a large collection of dvds and they vary significantly by type. I enjoy war movies especially the more recent ones such as "We Were Soldiers" "Gettysberg" and "Gods and Generals" (Crashhawk) "Blackhawk Down" " Kingdom of Heaven" "Cold Mountain" and many others. I love comedy movies- absolutely anything with Jack Black in it- I'll watch. I like edge of your seat excitement movies and I even enjoy some chick flicks, such as~ "In Her Shoes" "The Upside Of Anger" " Pride and Prejudice" "Rumor Has It" "The Notebook" . I cant stand horror movies, superhero flicks (except xMen) or anything with aliens or just really unrealistic shit. some of my all time favorite movies are; ~ The Jacket ~Million Dollar Baby~ Timeline~ American Treasure~Sin City~Snatch~Pulp Fiction~ Jackie Brown~ fightclub~ Ordinary Decent Criminal~ American History X and anything with Edward Norton or Kevin Spacy in it.
This Bad Ass Audi A6 is made of silver. Sweet ride for some Arab oil tycoon! amazing what 2.75USD per gallon will buy you

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Books:

and "Angels and Demons". Dan Brown is the man. any of John Irving's books and some of John Sanfords books are good too.Any books about the relevance of religion and the conspiracies of christianity, Jesus, Mary, Free Masons, secret religious societies and the Vadican. IE; secrets of the code, secrets of the widows son, ect. A Million Little Pieces... fraud or not, ficton or non- it's a good book.

Heroes:

"Proud Parent" doesn't even begin to express the way I feel about this young man being a part of my life. He has set me on my feet, made me the person I am, gave me a reason to get out of bed each day and present myself with extraordinary confidence that makes me who I am. You are my HERO Riki and that will never change. I Love You without boundaries, without question and without judgement. Thank you for being my little trooper through out my career, being understanding and trusting that I've made the right decisions. You bring a smile to my face by a simple thought of you. Anytime I feel down i think about the conversation we had about the movie The W~I~L~D. That was priceless. ~~My Son~~ RIKI KYLE
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My Blog

Vilseck

Well folks, i sit here in Vilseck, Germany in my hotel room, bored out of my mind and on the computer- obviously. Im here for 4 days going to school to be recertified as an EMT. my certification ended...
Posted by ~Jessie Lee~ on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:15:00 PST

Happy New Year Bitches!!!

I spent it in Venice, Italy with MY MAN! Love you Baby- thanks for a great time.
Posted by ~Jessie Lee~ on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:24:00 PST

Dear Kotex: (ladies, you must read this for a good laugh)

Dear Kotex:I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of mypantiliner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it.Annoying advice such as:Staying active during your period can relieve cramps.Avoiding c...
Posted by ~Jessie Lee~ on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 07:28:00 PST

Cows, The Constitution, and The Ten Commandments

COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, ...
Posted by ~Jessie Lee~ on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 06:34:00 PST

BudWeISER

The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001...Thought you might like...
Posted by ~Jessie Lee~ on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 06:21:00 PST

FUCK TARGET

Wasn't it last Christmas that Target refused to let the Salvation Army ring their bells in front of their stores? Dick Forrey of the Vietnam Veterans Association wrote. "Recently we asked the loc...
Posted by ~Jessie Lee~ on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 12:07:00 PST

demintia test

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As wegrow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "Ifyou don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the br...
Posted by ~Jessie Lee~ on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 07:05:00 PST

This Is A Good Laugh

I have a German Shepard & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. (What else would you do withPurina?) On impulse, I told h...
Posted by ~Jessie Lee~ on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 11:50:00 PST

Sign on the window of a local business in Philadelphia

"WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN" This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at ...
Posted by ~Jessie Lee~ on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 11:47:00 PST

FBI

FBI Job Opening: The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.For the final test, the FBI age...
Posted by ~Jessie Lee~ on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 10:10:00 PST