UN-NOODLY SACRILIGIOUS ANTIPASTA SCAM
You May Have Recived This Bulliten. Please Note That It Is Obviously A Scam By One So Misguided Fellow. Please Note That I Have No Affiliation With Whoever Or Whatever Planted This So-Called Virus, And, Um, Don't Hate Me For It Because You Do Not Want To Go To Hell. Remember Always, I Would Never Misuse My Noodly Appendages... Especially Since I Have No Particular Intrest In Humans:
"If you have a black box at the top of your
page saying something about the flying spaghetti
monster... ITS A VIRUS!
Go straight to EDIT PROFILE
check your MOVIES / HEROES /
MUSIC / BOOKS section
if theres a code that wasnt
there before DELETE it
and then save!!!
To find it in an easier fashion,
press CTRL and F at the same time on your keyboard
and then type in the word Monster.
If your computer highlights in your profile
DELETE THE WHOLE CODE!!!!!!
Because nobody wants a virus in their comp...
[:(
PLEASE REPOST THIS BULLETIN SO EVERYONE CAN SEE!!!
Thanks, DAMON THE POSSUM"
A NOTE FROM THE PROPHET BOBBY HENDERSON:
Fellow Believers:
We have a problem. We're a religion without a church. We worship in our homes, individually. But we have very few resources to share our beliefs with others. We've done pretty well, spreading the Word to millions of people with access to the internet. But what about those people who don't use computers? There are entire regions in the south that haven't yet been Touched, for instance.
The plan, for some time now, has been to form a non-profit organization, and then purchase a pirate ship, for missionary work - tax free. The government has anticipated needs like ours, allowing religious and scientific groups to continue their not-for-profit work without the burden of taxes. One would think that we, Pastafarians, would qualify, being a widely recognized religion, with overwhelming support by the scientific community.
Consider that we are without question the most peaceful religion in existence, with zero documented deaths attributed to us, as opposed to - as an example - Christians who are responsible for millions of deaths (note to angry Christians: the Crusades).
And, don't forget about our important scientific research. We've established that there is a statistically significant relationship between the declining pirate population and global temperature. Global warming is a serious problem, and the more pirate ships out there, the better for all of us - even the non-believers.
But we've run into problems setting this up. Apparently we are seen as more of a joke - satire, if you will - than a real religion. I, for one, am offended. I feel that my constitutionally guaranteed freedom of religious belief is being unfairly discriminated against.
Obviously, if we have to pay taxes, we won't be able to afford as large or bad-ass of a pirate ship. We will continue to fight this discrimination - and if there are any lawyers out there who want to help with the Cause, let me know. In the mean time, let your voice be heard. Sign this petition to show your support and let those government agencies know that ours is a serious religion and deserves recognition.
I have decided that all proceeds from the upcoming FSM book will go towards the pirate ship fund. By purchasing the book, you are not only fighting religious discrimination, but you are directly contributing to the purchase of the FSM missionary pirate ship, and thereby helping the environment.
I suspect they will find it harder to ignore us when we have the pirate ship, with cannons, etc.
Sign the Petition! Click Here !
