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I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4♥Let’s get back to the basics for a minute. I’m 24 going on infinity. I’m a fleshy ball of mixed emotions. All I want for Christmas is my 2 front teefe. Things that gross you out make me hungry and things that make you cry make me giggle. Why is the sky blue instead of green? I over analyze everything, but I have a tendency not to think before I act. If your heart stops beating I’ll stop to think, “Did you get what you deserve?” I am blunt and to the point on most issues I have. FUCK is my favorite word to describe many things. Did Elvis really leave the building when they say he did? I have way too many bad habits. I smoke so much it comes out of my ears. I talk like a truck driver. I drive way to fast while gabbing on my cell phone. If my glass is half full, what exactly is it supposed to be full of? Piss ‘n Vinegar? Poo? Strawberries and champagne? I’m addicted to Sonic and Weiner schnitzel. I can relate to any man who sits while he pees. I DO play for the Pink team. Thunderstorms are only romantic if you’re standing outside w/ a lightening rod while holding hands w/ the one you love. Murder is only immoral ONLY if you get caught and lie about it. Hookers and blow are a good source of satisfaction. I can be a total bitch whenever I want. If you hate me today, trust that you’ll love me tomorrow. I dislike many people, but hate no one. I’ve only been in love once although I fall in love every morning. I have countless moments I wish I could re-do, but NO regrets. I am full of myself at times and can’t find myself at others. Is it nasty to do snot rockets while in the shower? I trust very few people. Family comes first. Tang is the best alcoholic/non-alcoholic drink ever. Life saver’s sherbert is best when mixed w/ 7 up. I over think and under eat. I often have contests w/ myself to see how long I can go w/o going pee. I only do pale ale or brown beer. I don’t need any sauce on seafood. I love my Sinster Pussy… He really is a cat. I can’t stand tweekers. I can’t hold a conversation w/ a monkey or a donkey. Men are a crutch. Life isn’t fair, but neither are the people in it. I look at negativity in a positive way. I think my parents made a wrong turn somewhere when they drove me to Vegas as a child. Froot Loops and Cocoa pebbles are in-fact a meal. The DMV is like going to hell… they are calling out # 316 and you’re # 7,998,666. Reality came to my house once… kicked in my front door and bitch slapped my face. To keep this short… I won’t bite my tongue or take it up the ass to be your friend. My life is just the way I like it and I don’t need to deal w/ anymore bullshit then I deem necessary♥