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I'd like to meet:

People who have funny things to say; people who think that the things I say are funny; people who drink beer; people who like to cause trouble; people with criminal records; people who have records to give to me; people who talk funny; people who have funny mannerisms; people with accents; people who drive slowly; people who smoke crack (not figuratively) because they are fucking rad; and people who shit in the shower and smoosh the poop down the drain with their foot.

WHO I WOULD NOT LIKE TO MEET!: People who use myspace to make money. I don't want to be your friend if it means you are going to get people who look through my friends to buy something. This doesn't include bands or DIY record labels. If you intend to make money by adding tons of friends, I want a cut if I am going to put you in my friends list. People who insist on typing shit L1k3 7h15 (fucking idiots). People who are trying to collect myspace friends who they could care less about. People who use excessive punctuation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, and people who use a bunch of that stupid "net speak" like OMGLOLROFLMFAO!!!!!1111oneone. I would also NOT like to meet people who say or type "ya" instead of "you" as in "see ya later" Also, I don't want to meet people whose profiles are so full of shit (pictures/music/videos) that you can't fucking find what it is you want to see on myspace, like information about them.

If you are one of those people, please don't bug me. Also, if you have already snuck past me and are a friend of mine, let me know so I can delete your ass.

Music:

I basically like all the good crust/grind/punk/metal stuff out there, plus old reggae, ska, and rocksteady, and "the good" hip-hop. I realize that this might not be specific enough for some people, so i'll list some of my favorites:

At The Gates, Nasum, Dystopia, Dropdead, Skitsystem, Neurosis, Dr. Octogon, Ganx, Rudimentary Peni, Spazz, Misery Index, Slayer, Aus Rotten, Crotchduster, , Black Sabbath, Phobia, Against Me!, Dying Fetus, Misfits, World Burns To Death, Propagandhi, Grief, Capitalist Casualties, Icons of Filth, Dead Prez, Assuck, Benumb, Flux of Pink Indians, Bongzilla, Marley, Discordance Axis, DS-13, Le Tigre, Pig Destroyer, Rambo, Amebix, Disrupt, Catharsis, Axegrinder, Hellshock, Consume, State of Fear, Iron Maiden, The Clash, Lost World, Ballast, Resolve, Gloom, Forca Macabra, the Restarts, MassGrave, Iskra, Excrement of War, Framtid, Moderat Likvidation, Kafka Process, G-ANX, Counterblast, Sleep, Witch Hunt, A.O.S., Besthoven, Skit Kids, Homomilitia, Operation, Asocial, Mob 47, Hellshock, Behind Enemy Lines, Aus Rotten, Damad, Remission, Wartorn, Atomkinder, Decrepit, Noothgrush, Luzifers Mob, Misery, Disrespect, Zygote, Macabre, Final Conflict, S.D.S., Servitude, Anti Sect, Provoked, Accion Mutante, Terveet Kadet, OZZY, Judas Priest, Wasteoid, Black Market Fetus, Corrupted, High on Fire, High on Crime, Gism, Dead Kennedys, DRI, Infest, Lack of Interest, Asschapel, Napalm Death, Municipal Waste, Scorched Earth Policy, Wormwood, Iron Lung, Godstomper, Agents of Satan, Spazz, Brainoil, Yob, Rupture, Catheter, Abberant, EYEHATEGOD, Antischism, Discharge, Faggot, Detestation, Ludicra, Mastodon, Extinction of Mankind, Kylesa, Asshole Parade, Cripple Bastards, Resist, Exhumed, Gauze, Company Flow, Nausea, State of Fear, Cattle Decapitation, Locust, Celtic Frost, Hirax, Plutocracy, Severedheadofstate, HIS HERO IS GONE, Tragedy, Bumbklaat, ASSUCK, Charles Bronson, Hellnation, Real Reggae, Caustic Christ, Artimus Pyle, Witchery, MANSLAUGHTERER, Life's Halt, Wolfpack(Wolfbrigade), Victims, Noisear, Crom, To What End?, ABBA, Structure of Lies, De La Soul, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Blackstar, Violent Headache, Cattlepress, Extreme Noise Terror, Guyana Punch Line, Unruh, Man is the Bastard, Bastard Noise, Ancient Chinese Secret, From Ashes Rise, Facedowninshit, Society Gang Rape, Anti Cimex, the Partisans, Calloused, Shitlist, Chumbawamba, the Varukers, Crass, Romantic Gorilla, the Mob, Pink Turds In Space, Talk is Poison, Wu-tang Clan, Citizen Fish, Culture Shock, Subhumanz, Driller Killer, Gehenna, Fuck on the Beach, Acursed, Fagatron, Fleas and Lice, Totalitar, Poser Disposer, TURBONEGRO, the pogues, mortician, carcass, teen cthulhu, Rotten Sound, Machetazo, Iskra, High on Fire, Axiom, Argue Damnation, Graves at Sea, Asunder, ACxDC

Movies:

Amelie, A Very Long Engagement, Clockwork Orange, 3-Ninjas (not the sequels), troma shit, kevin smith shit. I'm not a fucking movie nerd.

Television:

basically all cartoons.

Books:

I read so many books for school and work that I really don't get a chance to read for fun. I do read on the toilet though--that is fun.

Heroes:

Fuck heroes. Be your own hero.