Rules Of The Universe |
1.Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.3.Going to church doesn't make you a Christi...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 03:09:00 GMT |
Daily Humor |
An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:59:00 GMT |
Daily Humor |
..A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. "Magic Beer", he s...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:27:00 GMT |
Daily Humor |
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter,who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him amenu."I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Justbring me ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 06:49:00 GMT |
Daily Humor |
A nun is walking down the street when all of a sudden a muggergrabs her, drags her into the bushes and rapes her.He then says,"Now, what are you going to tell your Mother superior?"The nun said, "I wi...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:10:00 GMT |
Funny |
These three guys are sitting at a bar arguing which one has theugliest wife. The conversation begins to get heated to the pointof the barkeeper telling them to get the hell out or shut up! Infact he s...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:13:00 GMT |
Daily Humor |
A search and rescue team had been assembled and sent on a missionto find an airplane that had crashed on top of a mountain. It wastheir duty to rescue any survivors. After finally reaching thetop of t...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:03:00 GMT |
Daily Humor |
There was a mine in a small town that had completely collapsed.One of the engineers who miraculously survived the disaster wentinto the local watering hole. The bar was empty except for onelonely soul...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 14:45:00 GMT |
Daily Humor |
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in hisshop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again.He walks over to the dog, and notices the dog has a note in hismouth. The...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 09:52:00 GMT |
Daily Humor |
For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage onthis house is £80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There'sno way we can ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 06:43:00 GMT |
