Call me Nitro.
I got that name from some chick I used to work with.
For the record, I am still Michelle's Darling! I always will be.
I'm 26 years old.
I was born a decade too late for my way of thinking and most of my taste.
My second favorite color is RED.
I used to have long black hair down to my hips. Now it's a little bit past my shoulders. I'm growing it back out! Oh, yeah, it's still black.
I wear ripped jeans, black concert t-shirts (mostly Dream Theater tour shirts), and black boots.
I drink Guinness like a fish.
I get major psychotic cravings for medium-cooked steaks, barbecue ribs, and chicken livers all the time.
I'm the weirdo who would have sushi for breakfast.
I love going out to dinner at an expensive restaurant on a Saturday night--- BY MYSELF.
Yellow skies, be it from a sunrise or a sunset, make my heart ache.
I act a little "off" when I'm nervous, angry, or drunk. Ah-ha! A clue, Sherlock!
I'm both a marshmallow and a molotov cocktail. Depending on what's going on, I can be wearing a genuine smile or a homicidal frown. But there's a gray area. Most of the time, I look calm and indifferent.
My cynicism has a lot to do with why I'm an underachiever. "If you can't take it with you, then what's the use?" I'm aware that we all die, and I've never felt important enough to leave a legacy behind.
I'm NOT a nice person.
I'm NOT compassionate either.
Those adjectives are at best used to describe comatose people.
I smoke Marlboros.
I drive fast.
I satire everything. Too much Frank Zappa and George Carlin can do that to you.
There's very little, if none, that commands my loyalty.
I've never really considered myself political, and I'm not too crazy about talking about it, but if you really provoke me, you will be surprised about what I know.
I have read the Holy Bible from cover to cover. I'm not very good with the verses, but name a story, and chances are, I know it.
When I first started talking, my mother made me memorize the 23rd Psalm. I can still recite the whole thing.
Despite all that, I was never religious. I let logic take over and it has always worked like a charm.
Though, I've always been very fascinated with Buddhism and all the philosopies surrounding it, but I never really took it seriously because I'm such an angry motherfucker.
George Carlin has written the BEST books I've ever read.
I love it when it's freezing cold and it's raining at the same time.
Summertime depresses the fuck out of me.
I'm a couchjammer.
Melodic hard rock is my MAIN music genre.
I believe that music without a decent melody is audio garbage.
The first album I ever bought was Def Leppard's "Hysteria". I was 8 years old when I got it.
When Queensryche's "Operation: Mindcrime" came out, I was probably the only 9-year old on this planet who understood what it was about.
I don't listen to the radio, in fact, I don't have any stations programmed into my car stereo.
I don't watch MTV. I used to watch Headbangers' Ball religiously until they cancelled it. After that, I hated MTV with a passion.
I can't fucking stand white rappers.
In my own opinion, it's a fucking sacrilege to call Eminem a musician.
I like to slam dance--- I don't do that rave dance club shit.
I did a lot of coke in high school.
I did heroin once.
I tried to shoot myself once with a 9mm Beretta. The bullet didn't go off. I still have it.
After all the shit I've survived, I look at life a little more differently now.
I don't do drugs anymore, and I have no respect for those who do.
Personally, I think people on here with private profiles are SCHMUCKS.
A lot of things either amuse me, or just flat-out piss me off.
I'm not the most likeable person in the world. It doesn't surprise me that I get judged by people I've never met.
You wanna judge me, motherfucker? Be my guest. I don't really give a flying fuck.
Considering what an angry asshole I am, I REFUSE to take medication for it. That shit is for losers who can't write.
I'm deeply in love with the most beautiful woman in the world. I would live and die for her.
I'll update this part some more when I feel like it.
SOUNDTRACK TO YOUR LIFE!
Created by jmchugh and taken 417 times on bzoink!
Open Credits "Life Is Beautiful" by Nikki Sixx
Wake Up "Gods Come Together" by Pink Cream 69
Average Day "Down Incognito" by Winger
First Date "Die For You" by Starbreaker
Fall in Love "Can't Stop Love" by Mecca
Love Scene "One Light Burning" by Richie Sambora
After Sex "Cyberdreamer" by Westworld
Fight Scene "Mean Bone" by Slash's Snakepit
Breaking Up "Crawl" by Danger Danger
Getting Back Together "Give Me A Reason To Stay" by Freddy Curci
Secret Love "A Million Miles" by Westworld
Life is Good "Simple Things" by Amy Grant
Mental Breakdown "The Mirror" and "Lie" by Dream Theater
Driving "No Fire Without You" by Brett Walker
Learning a Lesson "Reason To Believe" by Xcarnation
Deep Thought "Free" by Kip Winger
Flashback "That Was Yesterday" by Pink Cream 69
Partying "My Way" by Butch Walker
Wild Drunk "No Guarantees" by TNT
FUCKED up Drunk "Pig" by Steve Vai
Slow Dance "The Month Of Sundays" by TNT
Happy Dance "Kickstart My Heart" by Motley Crue
Regretting "Ordinary World" by Duran Duran
Long Night Alone "Limbo" by Westworld
Falling Out "Maybe I'll Die Tomorrow" by Paul Gilbert
Drugs "Hell's Kitchen" by Dream Theater
Falling Asleep "Only One Word" by Kip Winger
Karaoke "The Search Is Over" by Survivor
Discovering the Meaning of Life "Underneath A Falling Sky" by Starbreaker
Discovering the Love of your Life "Now And Forever" by Kip Winger
Closing Credits "Goodbye To Yesterday (Reprise)" by Dante Fox
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