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♫♪ Rachel ♪♫

Duuuude, I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house.

About Me

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I’m just your everyday not-so-average, dancing, farting, sarcastic, fun, beer-drinking, food devouring, dart throwing, music loving, tequila shooting, bad joke telling, iPod slinging 20 something with a good sense of humor and a damn near retarded case of ADD. I like my steaks rare, my coffee with 2 sugars and 1 cream and my friends a little on the wacky side. I could live on the beach and love watersports and spending time in the sun. I have a great appreciation for all things funny and stupid, from Johnny Knoxville to falling down. I'm addicted to DVR and Flaming Hot Cheetos, but those aren't like crack or anything, so it's okay. It's the simple things in life that make me truly happy, like a sweet kiss goodnight or a brand new box of Corn Pops that AREN'T generic. I have a true passion for music; I love beautiful lyrics as well as face-shredding guitar solos. Watch the music videos on here, mofos! They are just a tad of what I really go for. I treat my pets like they are kids, play outside with my little sisters as often as I can and am in the process of discovering just how truly sweet life can be.
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"Everything Is Alright"---Motion City Soundtrack
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"...Well, I had one dream that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What do you think that means?".... "Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry, turning the pages of The Dream Oracle without interest. " --"Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix"--
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You Are a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
You life your life in a free form, artistic style.
You are incredibly creative and at times, quite messy.
Deep down, you are a kid at heart. And you aren't afraid to express it.
Your best friend: The Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Your mortal enemy: The Club Sandwich What Kind of Sandwich Are You?
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"Crush"---Dave Matthews Band
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My Interests

Anything and everything beach/ocean related
guitars
'Far Side' comics
good beer
garden gnomes
music
The Sims//Sims 2
dancing
T-shirts that say funny stuff on them
coffee
dirty jokes and bad puns
sleeping
at home pedicures
photography
well-written words
friends, family, my pets
jigsaw puzzles
cute underwear
steak dinners
my iPod
petting zoos
new boxes of crayons
board games
bar games
Stand-Up Comedy
The paranormal
making out on the couch.

I'd like to meet:

John Mayer, Colin Ferrell, Carmen Electra ♥♥ , Jimmy Buffett, Kenny Chesney, That one dude who traded a red paper clip for all this useless shit until he got a house, Justin Timberlake (he could teach me some sweet dance moves)...The people down the street from me with the tiki bar in their driveway and the blow up palm trees in their backyard, cause they seem like cool people to party with.

Music:


John Mayer
Jimmy Buffett
Dave Matthews Band
Counting Crows
Panic! At The Disco
Seether
Chevelle
Jet
Hellogoodbye
The Strokes
Death Cab for Cutie
The Shins
Eric Clapton
AFI
Jason Mraz
Journey
The Eagles
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Bon Jovi
James Taylor

Movies:

"Grandma’s Boy"
“Original Sin”
“Training Day”
“The Others”
“King Kong” (The newer one)
“Jackass” 1 & 2
“What Lies Beneath”
“The Great Outdoors”
“Gone in 60 Seconds”
“The Sweetest Thing”
“My Best Friends Wedding”
“Bruce Allmighty”
“School of Rock"
“The Green Mile”
“Office Space”
“Big Daddy”
All Harry Potter Movies
All Austin Powers Movies
Anything Involving Adam Sandler
Anything involving M. Night Shyamalan

Television:

"ER”
“Sex and The City”
“Family Guy”
"Ghost Hunters"
“Gilmore Girls” (even though it's all reruns now!)
“Dr. 90210”
“House MD”
“30 Days”
“Jackass”
“King of The Hill”
“Talk Sex” with Sue
“America’s Next Top Model”
Any form of “Law & Order” or “CSI”
Comedy Central
Court TV

Books:

"Misery" & "Cell" (Stephen King)
"Cradle and All"(James Patterson)
"Bridges of Madison County" (Robert James Waller)
"A Salty Piece of Land" (Jimmy Buffett)
"Skinny Dip" (Carl Hiaasen)
The whole "Harry Potter" series
"The Glass Castle" (Jeanette Walls)
New found fan of author Jodi Picoult, I highly recommend her books "My Sister's Keeper" and "Nineteen Minutes"

Heroes:


"I don't want no one coming to my table and talking to me about my toast!" My Mom
"I'm growing older, but not up!" Jimmy Buffett
"Look in a tropical drink sometime, look at the limes, look how they float. That's good news man. Next time I'm on a boat and it capsizes, I'll reach for a lime...I'll be water skiing without a life preserver and people'll say 'What the hell?' and I'll pull out a lime...I'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus!" Mitch Hedberg
" I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, I'm already better than them anyway" Marilyn Monroe
"Yeah? Well, I'm going to open up an ice cream place and call it The Dairy Jester. This kid will get a vanilla ice cream and be like, "Hey, I wanted chocolate!" and I'd be like "Yeah? Jokes on you, fucker!" Jon

My Blog

Just Some Things....

First and Foremost, it's not just the last few days til' Christmas, BUT today (The 22nd)is also....MOMMY'S BIRTHDAY!!! Wheee! Happy Birthday Mom! Speaking of Christmas, I want to extend an invite to a...
Posted by ."::Rachel::". on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:51:00 PST

...And you thought the electric chair was cool!

"Rachel" [11:08 A.M.]:  hangings on cable TV!!! I smell a new reality show!!! "Jerry" [11:08 A.M.]:  o.j. simpson, charles manson, and bob costas doing pregame "Jerry" [11:09 A.M.]:  no...
Posted by ."::Rachel::". on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 11:54:00 PST

D'oh!

So I'm officially a total ass. In the hurry to pull off my boots and throw them into the closet so I could be one more step closer to my morning coffee, I shut the closet door.....on my face. And not ...
Posted by ."::Rachel::". on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 06:41:00 PST

Harry Potter 5, wheeee!

AOL has offered up a crappy (poor pic quality, etc) trailer of the new "Harry Potter & the Order of the Pheonix" film, but HEY, I'll take what I can get!! ( I highly recommend if you have a worthy...
Posted by ."::Rachel::". on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 09:12:00 PST

The girls with the bodies like boys with Ferraris

....Or if your me, you prefer a man who can at least handle driving a Ferrari insteadPosted By:LopezGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by ."::Rachel::". on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:47:00 PST

I live for simple shit like this...

LMFAO!! I love these guys. Snowmen in November!   ...
Posted by ."::Rachel::". on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:17:00 PST

I'll have what He's having...

It's common knowledge that in excess, any amount of alcohol will lead to a shitty morning. But what exactly were you drinking? Experts say that the type of alcohol you drink does make a difference, bu...
Posted by ."::Rachel::". on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:49:00 PST

Autumn Anime

I drew this. And it's good. I am happy. Yay. ...
Posted by ."::Rachel::". on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:06:00 PST

Prayers for Mom

It's been a really lousy past couple of days around these parts. While preparing to take Miss Sophie out trick or treating on Tuesday, she took a nasty spill down the bottom part of the stairs and lan...
Posted by ."::Rachel::". on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:11:00 PST

Black Vodka.

Blavod....for those (like myself, haha) that know how cool they are and want to drink something different this halloween. So cool it's shipped from ALASKA. OoooOooo... Drink recipes and sales informat...
Posted by ."::Rachel::". on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 02:38:00 PST