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One foggy night, a Yankees fan and a Red Sox fan hit each other on a bridge, mangling both cars. The Sox fan climbs out of his car to survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "I'm lucky to be alive!" The Yanks fan also gets out of his car uninjured, feeling fortunate.The Yankees fan walks over to the Red Sox fan and says, "This is a sign that we should put away our differences and live as friends instead rivals." The Sox fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're right! In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."The Red Sox fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Yankee fan, "I think this is another sign we should toast to our newfound friendship.The Yankee fan agrees and drinks half of the bottle and hands it back to the Red Sox fan. The Red Sox fan calmly twists the cap back on and throws the bottle over the bridge and says, "Nah,I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up"