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About Me

Hey there, Im Josh a 21 year old guy living in Shoreview, taking life as it comes and doing what I need to do to survive (and live).
Heres a few pointers about me: I like meeting new people, and always down to make a new friend. I tried a year of college, and all I learned was how to drink and fuck around. Not that I regret it. I just livin in Shoreview hangin with my friends, workin, and takin life day by fuckin day. I love food. Good food, food I make, food others make, whatever its all good. Despite my munch out tendancies, Im in the best shape Ive ever been in this year. I have a leopard gecko named Darwen. I know how bad cigarettes are, but whatever they are a reason for living. Im a scorpio, 10/26, but on the libra cusp, so I got the best of two badass worlds. I am a proponent of the decriminalization of pot. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Im hardcore, and my friends call me Gnosh. Im a top. My mind and body are one. I can be an elitist, arrogant, shallow, selfish, holier-than-thou ass sometimes, but sometimes you gotta pwn some shit. I love music, I love to put headphones on and BLAST my eardrums into oblivion. I love new songs, I love a lot of groups/bands/artists/call them what you will, and I love to talk about a pretty bird and a busy beat. Im not religious, but I have my own piece of belief. Sometimes I wonder if people around me are serial killers.
There but for the grace of God goes he.
Would you like to know more?
When I met God (by myself)
A midsummers eve, in the dark I walked along the waters edge
Before me a man, cloaked in black and wearing what I could tell was a mad grin
He approached, my hand fell to the butt of the magnum in my waistband
When he opened his mouth, the wonders of the universe spilled forth
In the shower of knowledge and life, I danced
I danced all night, each step teaching me more
When the mad man closed his mouth, and the magic was gone
and I felt as if a part of me had gone too
He didnt smile, but patted my shoulder and fell into shadow
For all my days, I wish I would have written something down.
poetry is the cum of the soul
The masses are power, But thought will be salvation

What CDs am I Listening To?

[(In no particular Order)] Currently Unavailable - Currently Unavailable
(Check with your local ISP or ask why Im too lazy to update)

The Best Quotes, as dictated by Myself


"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." - James Dean
"Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending." - Unknown
"Spend the afternoon. You can't take it with you." - Anne Dillard
"Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says, "I am coming." - Virgil
"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter." - EE Cummings
"A sober man's thoughts are a drunk man's words." - Proverb
"We could close the curtains, pretend like there's no world outside, and we can pretend it all the time" - Jack Johnson
"The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way." - Samuel Butler
"Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat." - Mark Twain
"The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her." - Marcelene Cox
"Roam if you must, but come home when you've seen enough." - Slug, Atmosphere
"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think." - Horace Walpole
"One has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws." - Reverend Martin Luther King, Jr.
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
"Some say a comet will fall from the sky; Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves; Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still; Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits." - Maynard James Keenan
"Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself" - Jimmy Carter
"seriously. i cant mix you with my other friends ever unless they are girls." - Jena Stinar
"Naturally, the common people don't want war, but after all, it is the leaders of a country who determine the policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag people along whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. This is easy. All you have to do is to tell them that they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in every country." - Hermann Goering

The Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear

"I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I can usually get along with most people, but a lot of you out there are boring or (any number of different things), so youll have to work extra special to be one of the Cool Crew, my personal gang of friends. We cook for the needy and run a food shelf on weekends.

Im single, and unless youre perfect, Im staying that way.

This is how you speak to me:
AOL: maybeaperson
MSN: [email protected]
Yahoo: gewblesadventure

My Blog

My namesake and updashun

So, lifes been decent these days. So much so that I bought a new pet! Its been ages since Ive had a cool pet, and Darwin my new leopard gecko, is the shit. Hes my shit, your shit, hes the shit across ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 06:49:00 GMT

yeah my day sucks, but at least im still hot.

 Started the morning today with bieng late for work. Hah. After getting like 3 hours of "sleep". Its not really sleep until youve been under for a loooong while my friend. Barely worth it. So, go...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 15:30:00 GMT

Pointless vent of rage

Im gonna fuckin blow. Im gonna fucking kill everyone I know just to hope to feel a little better about life. Fuck it all, fuck everything i fucking HATE EVERYTHING FUCK YOU ALL.FUCK. WTF is wrong with...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:30:00 GMT

Im the star of the masquerade.

Wow. So, funny story. Until today, I thought I would be working towards a day off of next wednesday, a week from today. Get my caribou schedule for next week? 39.5 hours. 2nd week of work. :-D So that...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 12:51:00 GMT

When I see you, my water-crossing infrastructure collapses!

Well, addendum, I live in Shoreview now and Ed can pretty much get AIDS and die :DNah, Im not bitter, because I know why he said the things he did and did the things he did, because I know what kind o...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 18:40:00 GMT

Myspace is a big fat bastard some days/nights

Srsly.I got into a coffee shop so heres the obligatory blog. obligitoryblogobligatoryblogobligatoryblog hahahahaStill at Eddies, still at Cortec, still poor, still horny, etc.Nothing really changes in...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:03:00 GMT

i bought sexy underwear today

This is Melody here and i am saying how offended i am not to be in any of your pictures damnit!Edit: Fuck you, Mel.
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 23:51:00 GMT

And probably this one, too...

The date is moving up a week, to the weekend of the 19th. If it changes at all, itll be a week(s) later than this, but no earlier. The only reason it would really move would be to get closer to a date...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:00:00 GMT

If you like me at all, you should read this...

Well, now that Im on my way to getting my STS done and the last step from getting into the Navy, Im starting to think about my going away party. Well shit, Ive been thinking about for a long time, but...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:13:00 GMT

Clarice Starling has bigger balls than I

I downloaded all the Hannibal Lechter movies, and am now watching The Silence of the Lambs that I burned while I was at STS (Sentanced to Service) today.The air around me is warm, and it feels like it...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 17:17:00 GMT