What else could you possibly not know about me? I'm TOILET PAPER!!! I am ALL about wiping your asses when you take that normal healthy dump. Or, for when you have that raging case of Diarrhea from a long night's drinking or eating spicy food, I am there regardless. That is, unless the person before you decided to take advantage of my good nature. Then you are in some real trouble! You'd better hope that somebody else is around for you to call to run for another roll of me, or else you're stuck using your fingers or the bathroom towel!
I can be your best friend at times, and I can also be the toilet's arch enemy, because I like to make him overflow since he gets all of the attention. Besides, I'm just a roll of toilet paper that just wipes your stinking asses, right?? RIGHT?!?!!?
