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Crohnz-O-Matic

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm not psycho or anything... unless you catch me in the middle of a road rage attack. I am highly sarcastic. So if you are thin skinned, then I am sooooooo not the person to be around! But its all in fun.I'm a pretty loyal person, and I have no patience for half-retards (a.k.a. spase peepole). I enjoy people with a sarcastic sense of humor. I have a serious gummy bear addiction, and I absolutely detest WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!!!!

Nemesis

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Definately NOT FREAKS, STALKERS, CRACK SMOKERS... AND ANYONE FROM THE ISLE OF LESBOS!!! But if you are in prison, or have that fresh out of jail look, HOOK A SISTA UP! (totally kidding... and yes! misdemeanors count!). Basically, just meet cool people who are smart, funny, and can hold their own while having off the wall conversations, or having a serious discussion. Definately people who know how to have fun... My type of fun is being spontaneous, adventureous and crazy! I'm the kind of person that can have fun in every kind of situation. I have mastered the art of being too poor to party! So yeah, who ever is left over from process of elimination is who I would like to meet. P.S. I don't want to meet random people who send friend requests, when I don't know who the hell you are. To make my list I must KNOW YOU in some way... now then....
Oh.... would love to meet BECKS....

My Blog

Crohn's Kicked My Ass... Like Zidane

Wish I had something funny to write right now... As I write this, I'm laying in my bed trying not to think about how much pain I'm in right now... Spent most of the night laying on the floor, curled u...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 01:12:00 GMT

The Chronicles of Crohnznia

Sooo& Ive been meaning to blog for like EVER& I even had this one saved, but I wanted to add the pictures I took along the way, but hadnt gotten the chance to, until now& ROAD TRIP BLOG &n...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 21:54:00 GMT

Why I'll never be Governor

If I were Governor... there'd be a TON of changes in this state regarding driving.... First off... Everyone would be allowed to keep a 12 gage shotgun in the back seat of their car... I...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Mar 2005 13:21:00 GMT