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JFK

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I was the 35th President of the United States, that is until some sucker-punchin' bitches made it "Open Season on Current Presidents Day" one sunshiny day in November of 1963. You can clearly see two Taliban mofo's dressed all in white watching me come down the street, next to the lady in the red hat (Heeeyy...lady in the red hat, alriiight), and to her right is the Grim Reaper so I should have known something was up.. Here is the beginning of the end. Nice big black umbrella, numbnuts. Jackie, for God's sake, help a brotha out!! Son of a bitch.

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I'd like to meet:

The little bitches sitting in the Grassy Knoll who put a bullet through my head...***** IMPORTANT ***** Now, I don't know who was ultimately responsible for my death, but I have a pretty good hunch. I can't tell you his full name, but it starts with "Lydon" and ends in "Johnson". ***** IMPORTANT *****

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