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Sara

How do we know he's NOT Mel Torme?

About Me

"Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers." - The Cigarette Smoking Man

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My Interests

painting, drawing, watching movies, reading, making films, photography, action figure collecting ... especially erotic ninjas

I'd like to meet:

http://hugbacon.ytmnd.com/

Music:

band of horses, beirut, bruce springsteen, caleb engstrom, cat power, cocorosie, coldplay, death cab for cutie, deftones, eels, elliott smith, elvis costello, fiona apple, grenouille, haley bonar, interpol, iron and wine, josh ritter, m83, milla jovovich, nine inch nails, our lady peace, patrick wolf, pete yorn, rufus wainwright, sigur ros, sunset rubdown, swan lake, the beatles, the maccabees, the most serene republic, the rolling stones

Movies:

Basically anything with Val Kilmer. Milo and Otis. Alice in Wonderland. You know, the basics.

Television:

THE X-FILES, The Office (the REAL one), The Jeff Corwin Experience, Changing Rooms, Touching Evil, Wire in the Blood, Mythbusters, Extras

Books:


One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Skin, The BFG, Matilda, The Twits, The Witches, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Revolting Rhymes, The Neverending Story, The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Of Mice and Men, Tommy's Tale, Naked Pictures of Famous People, ANYTHING by Stephen King (except IT, of course), The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, a Prayer for Owen Meany

My Blog

New York New ... Okay.

Okay. So here's what has been happening to me for the past month.I got an internship in New York. A possible dream job ... ? And yet, I find myself bored as tits and yearning for a job that actually p...
Posted by Sara on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:51:00 PST

New York City

So.  About six months ago, I sent an e-mail to the Art Director at Zink, which is this pretty amazing fashion magazine that I've been salivating over for a few years now.  About a month and ...
Posted by Sara on Wed, 14 May 2008 10:25:00 PST

Liseys Story

I am currently reading Stephen's King's latest novel, Lisey's Story.  Having been a King fan since I was thirteen years old, I've read nearly everything the man has written (with the exception of...
Posted by Sara on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 10:29:00 PST

A slight clear-up ...

For the record, Zoot is NOT the adorable little poop that I am currently devouring in my picture.  I just wanted to clear that up.  Normally I wouldn't post a blog just to "clear up" a previ...
Posted by Sara on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 05:52:00 PST

Wicked, wicked Zoot ...

Today, Zoot ate a cherry bomb. Yes.  After gorging herself silly with a pair of pink sparkly sandals belonging to my dad's girlfriend, an old Flight Simulator cd, and a slipper in the shape of th...
Posted by Sara on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:38:00 PST

Boobfog.

New word.  Soon to be a member of the flourish of properly placed letters that is the dictionary.  I've talked to the people at Websters, and, although they seem somewhat interested in addin...
Posted by Sara on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 08:18:00 PST

X-Files in my ... eye.

I can't stop watching The X-Files.  It has recently occurred to me that I may really have a problem.  This is a typical day for me:  "Gee, I'm bored.  I'll watch The X-files" or "W...
Posted by Sara on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:13:00 PST

Wire in the Blood ... over!

Okay.  So, I was completely excited and insane when Wire In the Blood came back on BBC America.  However.  I missed one day.  And then, the next week, it was magically the season f...
Posted by Sara on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:55:00 PST

Mogwai hates James Blunt.

In an article in the RedEye, Mogwai claims that their bloody vomit has more talent than James Blunt. Ha.
Posted by Sara on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:57:00 PST

teddy bears

Oh man.  Let me tell you, I am all sick.  In my job, I have to man-handle happily smiling (or crying ... or peeing ... or ... screaming ...) children for quite a few hours each day.  I ...
Posted by Sara on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 08:24:00 PST