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OK, LET'S ALL PAY ATTENTION: I DO NOT WANT TO BE IN YOUR GANG, MAFIA OR WHATEVER GROUP YOU'RE IN! I DON'T WANT TO BE A ROCKSTAR LEGEND,if I did I would pursue my career as a cowbellist or glockenspieler. I DO NOT WANT YOU TO BUY ME AS A PET, NOR DO I HAVE ANY DESIRE FOR YOU TO BE MY PET! SO PLEASE, FOR THE HOLY-MUTHA-UCKA-(Thanks for that one Jason)LOVE OF GOD.....STOP IT! Now back to our regularly scheduled program.I'm a homebody. I love laying in bed and watching movies. I wear shoes that hurt my feet. I smell like cotton candy. I'm in love with penguins, they're the bestest. I'm an asshole. I hate beans cause they're fuzzy. I pick at peoples faces for a living and I really enjoy doing it...I'm gross. Horror movies make me giggle, but I'm probably one of the biggest scaredy cats you'll ever meet. I think I've weeded out all the "toxic" people in my life. I don't have the time or the patience for stupid people. I love my dog, but his breath kinda hurts my feelings. My roommates are some of the most wonderful people I know. My lifemate is my life. She's got a whorish mouth, but she takes good care of me. If u ever come over to our place, u have to finger paint. The End
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