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the nick bailey experience

About Me

i'm the most likely to have my own talk show. i'm a shady person. i have secrets. i had no choice. i can smell you. i'm going to teach you to speak english with this fucking knife. i always wanted a pet that could kill me. my hatred for people will never outweigh my desire to be adored by them. julian casablancas looked at me. the night nurse was a groovy spade. oh, the razorblade, that's what i call love. the feds are the least of my problems. juveniles and narcotics, those are your major problems. i use to give a damn. groove, baby, you're a groove. she's so good she'd make a dead man come. i'm a closet coke fiend. i'm utterly depraved. i could tell you it was my neuroses, but fuck that.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

gonzo. oh, look, there he is. hi, gonzo.