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nicole

please refrain from engaging in any inter-office finger fucking.

About Me


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My Interests

playing jeopardy.drinking jagermeister.being an alcoholic.fun sneakers.cheap jewelry.pabst.pbr.pabst blue ribbon.little boys.all things goth.french whores.dead babies.douching.guinness.whiskey.RAIL TEQUILA.broccoli wokkly.chris eckert.sex with your mother.

I'd like to meet:

the RZA. .. width="425" height="350" ....

Music:

DEAD NEW YORK COPS. cuando greg and the chives. douchie and the bags.

Movies:

zombie movies. hot fuzz.

Television:

kids in the hall. arrested development.

Books:

lolita.

Heroes:

i think tara reid is a waste of space.

My Blog

This is how to win my heart<3

Guide On How To Keep A Girl:1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better."This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sig...
Posted by nicole on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:05:00 PST

R.I.P.

You had a good run, little buddy. I'll miss you!!!...
Posted by nicole on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 08:54:00 PST