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skp

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About Me

i love any and all things that are ridiculous. my friends are better than yours. i really can't take anything seriously. it's kind of a problem. i have a filthy fucking mouth that i swear is beyond my control (tourettes?). i give really good hugs. i think people who wear crocs should be shot. i find myself running with scissors a lot. it's all fun and games til someone loses an eye! i'm suffering from a quarter life crisis which is ultimately manifesting in the form of a relocation to the eastern hemisphere early next month. no i don't speak japanese. wish me luck.

My Interests

pretty pictures, femme, vintage jewelry, waist-length pones, forever 21, blythe dolls, water balloon wars, black shirts, running town lake, saturday morning yoga, this american life, crosswords over sunday brunch, scarves and hoodies, big cities, enneagram, mass transit, prank wars, japan, red wine and makers mark and dirty vodka martinis, kitties, sleeping on accident, eating with chopsticks, thunderstorms, hardwood floors, sushi and sake, sugarfree red bull, barton springs, trashy reality tv, bea arthur and peabo bryson, day trips to mexico, ballet, making out, car singing and dancing, tubing, guitar hero, psychology and human sexuality, text messaging, trudy's, watching ed do his impression of tim, walks of shame, taking pictures of people on the john, pop culture, riding my ghetto-ass bike, smoking stuff, chasing pnut, avoiding grad schoool for as long as possible

I'd like to meet:

no one. i actually want to un-meet some people.

Music:

KEXP streaming keeps me sane as i sit at a desk 40+ hours a week.

Movies:

s.f.w., trainspotting, vanilla sky, chicago, the virgin suicides, clueless, boondock saints, drop dead gorgeous, zoolander, election, empire records, reality bites, party monster, igby goes down, i heart huckabees, the adventures of sebastian cole, me and you and everyone we know, the science of sleep, pan's labyrinth

Television:

the OC. project runway. the daily show. i want to have jon stewart's jew babies. arrested development. six feet under changed my life.

Books:

i'm partial to essays. sedaris. david foster wallace. anything by rock journalists. i've been reading helter skelter for like a decade. i love bukowski but who doesn't. to this day i'll read smutty v.c. andrews. in seventh grade i passed flowers in the attic around at school and made my friends read the dirty parts.

Heroes:

my parents. audrey hepburn. and perez hilton! ..